5 pathetic groups that people think rule the world

[zappaman]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17469_5-pathetic-groups-that-people-think-rule-world.html
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[NYMdaveNYI]

1. HAHA. LIZARD PEOPLE!!!!

Oh, God! Someone took a geometric urban street grid and managed to find 14 interconnecting lines! WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?

[tammywammy]

2. LOL

'Of course these guys have had decades to establish their plan, but instead they apparently opted for plan B, One-World Clusterfuck. Europe hates America; the Middle East is more fucked than a German whore on coupon day; all China cares about is exporting delicious lead paint; and North Korea is still run by that crazy fucker with the big granny glasses. It's almost as if the result of their "one-world government" conspiracy looks exactly like the random chaos of geopolitical events we've seen for the last few thousand years.'

[deconstruct911]

3. The Trilateral Commission doesn't run the world

The Trilateral Commission doesn't run the world, the Council on Foreign Relations does that!"

~Winston Lord, Assistant Secretary of State, the US State Department