A Few Goodies from Rand Paul:

[IndianaJoe]

If Rand Paul had his way, we'd still have child labor ("Because sometimes in really poor families, kids just have to pitch in."), we'd have no redress in court ("Yeah, those things just get so jammed — everybody playing the blame game. I mean, sometimes mines just collapse, you know? Nobody's fault. I think it's called gravity."), concentrations of corporate power could never get too big ("I mean, they must be doing something right, you know?), and restaurants that only want to serve people who trace their ancestry to northern Europe would be okay, and everybody should stop being so touchy ("I mean, if you don't trace your ancestry to northern Europe and you're really hungry, if you ask nicely, maybe they'll let you come in. I mean, these are things we can solve without laws and stuff.")

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