CNN "Don't Mention The Poll!" watch

[RBHam]

Monday morning, 0745 CST....COMPLETE BLACK OUT so far...not a peep...elephant in the studio furiously ignored by the Official O'Briens...HOW WILL JACK CAFFERTY HANDLE THIS?.....I suggest a mass e-mailing to Jack Cafferty. He's known for paying attention to his in-box...If HE won't talk about it, YOU KNOW there's pressure from on high...lead stories? Iraqi violence, wife shoots preacher, six dead in seattle shooting spree, another senseless shooting spree in elk grove, Duke U Lacrosse team rape allegations, dirty mexicans taking over the southwest, the ever present bird flu, missing black boys (seriously? they never cared before!), Muslim Madonna, flood potential in Hawaii....Maybe they don't read their own polls.......

From Miles, when referring to Republicans sniping at Bush, "They're starting to act like Democrats now..." Ha-freakin'-Ha Miles!

To me, this proves the complicity of the CNN braintrust with the very sons-of-bitches that perpetrated this crime.

What are they so afraid of? If it can so easily be de-bunked, why don't they?

[RBHam]

1. Hilarious! Soledad keeps straight face! Barely...

While reporting on the sudden release of the previously secretly held transcripts of 9-11 calls to victim's families...

Ha! Ha!

Of course, there'd be NO connection at all to the recent Charlie Sheen 9-11 story on Showbiz Tonight...

Christ...

You KNOW that the "release" of these transcripts will be well-scrubbed and edited...

"Some of the tapes are only 'partial segments'..."

Right. Some.

[Dhalgren]

11. What, exactly, is a "partial segment"?

These morans have gone past the point of being merely insulting, they have reached the depths of self-parody...

[Laura PourMeADrink]

2. been offline. what poll? (love your post!)

[RBHam]

3. 81% believe government covered up real events of 9/11 (CNN poll)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=125x78021

[savemefromdumbya]

4. The coverup administration gags media

[RBHam]

5. Soledad OVER-DOING the cute big time...

They are now exposing the sordid world of LUXURY BABY ITEMS!!

This gives us a chance to be charmed with Soledad's baby impressions...

Cootcie Coo...

What a cooze. I wonder which Bohemian Grover is her "handler"...

Are your eyes THAT wide shut, Soledad?

[RBHam]

6. I barely made it through that segment...LURCH!!!

Nope...looks like I ate Jambalaya last night...

Oh God, fellow Bush-Bots Carol Costello and Darin Kagen, are set to weave their "what elephant?" routine...

I still loathe Costello for how she helped whip up the "Gangs raping, killing and rioting out of control in New Orleans" fever during the Katrina disaster...

There's a place in Hell, CAROL...no amount of mock child sacrifice can cleanse your rotting soul...

[hiley]

20. RB Ham your post just made my day!

thanks for being so truthful yet colorful.

[RBHam]

7. 0915 CST - Live feed of Bush Bullshitting...

"Pres. Bush Attends Naturalization Ceremony"

Behind him yet another slogan, "Securing The American Dream."

Har har

Welcoming the first citizens that are guaranteed to never know what it's like to NOT be spied upon secretly...

Oh GAWD!!!!

[SpiralHawk]

8. A rukus needing to be made

roh roh

Another media cover up.

What do neoCONs and neocon symps have against the truth?

Why do they hate America?

[RBHam]

9. How long is Bush going to mangle the language today?

Has anybody whispered "Charlie Sheen" to him today?

I'd give my left nut to be in that crowd...

"Mr. Bush! Have you fed your pet goat lately? Is Charlie Sheen an enemy of the state now?"

Come on Watchdogs Of The Of The People! Where's that old muck-raking spirit!

shit...

he drones on and on...

"I'm gonna be tough on them Chinamen illegals! you betcha...soon as i clear it with beijing that is..."

[RBHam]

10. Now, I'm not saying I'm PARANOID....

But why would "THEY" attempt a coup on my computer?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=763258

NOW, I'm havin' fun!

[RBHam]

12. Muslim Madonna. Jewish Eminem...

What's next? A Buddhist Garth Brooks? Why not? The visual's easy.

(Please attribute when you steal my jokes....)

[CJCRANE]

13. It really is amazing...

this is the first time I've seen such a blatant example of "down the memory hole".

The Charlie Sheen story hits the mainstream for a few days and then...NOTHING.

It didn't even fizzle out. Just disappeared.

[RBHam]

14. THIS IS RICH! The CNN promos...

Paula Zahn - Wild Teen-age Sex and Spring Break

Larry King - Michael Schiavo

Anderson Cooper - Terri schiavo's Parents

[RBHam]

15. Oh!!! And On Lou Dobbs? DIRTY MEXICAN INVASION!

"Immigration reform, and the problem of Illegal Aliens."

Distract, distort, dissuade...

woo hoo

[RBHam]

16. They ARE giving lots of time to the 9-11 tape release...

Rudy Giuliani might be making plans for a Loooooong trip...

[RBHam]

17. Chad Meyers: "My boss walked into my office today...

..and said, what are all these numbers..."

At the time he was pointing at the temperature indicators on his weather map...

But maybe he was trying to send out a tiny, clever plea for help...

A cry from within the belly of the beast...

"What are all these numbers..."

[RBHam]

18. My letter to Jack cafferty

To [e-mail]

I say that Jack Cafferty is an American Patriot!

Prove it, Jack.

Give 'em Hell.

You MUST know the truth by now.

http://edition.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/showbiz.tonight/

Is that young buck A.J. Hammer going to get all the glory?

Are you going to let them make a monkey out of you?

Are you irretrievably lost down the memory hole?

Be the first to bust up...

THE CNN "Don't Mention The Poll!" watch

Shortcut to: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=125x78536

With all due respect, sir,
Seriously.
I LIKE you...I TRUST you...

RB Ham

Been screaming into the wind 4 long years...

[RBHam]

19. Some input, eh?

Well, up until 1130 CST...there has not been even a hint of the Sheen/9-11 Poll, and my hope that the feeder thread in GD would attract some partners in thought crime has been THWARTED...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x763365

Oh well...

It's been grand folks. Hope you had a chuckle, realized the seriousness of the situation, and enjoyed being a passenger on THe memory Hole Express....

Later