SNL opens with Tweety

[Atman]

Talking to Ed Gillespie..."While Kerry is playing dress up hunting geese, there's a wolf in your house and he's eating your babies!"

[Cush]

1. he just flubbed his line

[name not needed]

2. Zell Miller

Vein popping out of his forehead.
"I'll come down there and slap the yella outta that head of yours!"

[alcuno]

7. How's that "Democrats for Bush" campaign going, Zell?

The Republicans will drop his ass like a hot potato and the Democrats will shun him. It's going to be awfully lonely out there.

[aquart]

3. Damn, I missed the whole thing.

And it's usually the only part of SNL I like.

[Atman]

4. First episode I've seen this season

THAT was a FUNNY opening sketch! Ed Gillespie saying "I don't know what polls you're looking at...everyone I talk to in the republican party has Bush at 98%"

Mary Beth Cahill..."You know who's never been polled? Mary Cheney!"

[TrueAmerican]

5. Speaking of Polls. Do you know who has never been "polled" in her entire

life?




Mary Cheney.

[faithnotgreed]

6. well now we know what chris will be talking about monday...

he looooves when they do hardball on snl and always replays it on his show

[LeinesRed]

8. going to be a slow season....

too bad