Important Questions: "If Dick Cheney..."

[Thatguitarman]

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it... does it make a sound?

Hmmm.

If Dick Cheney is standing in a forest and there's no one there to hear him...

...is he still lying?

If Colin Powell falls in the forest and there's no one there...

..does anyone really care anymore?

If Donald Rumsfeld is standing in the forest...

...does he still wanna carpet bomb the forest?

And:

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If George W. Bush is in the forest...

... the idiot is probably lost but won't admit it.

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Maybe I'll see you guys there. One week until election day and, I'm starting to feel pretty good about it. I think the Bush administration is soon going to be a dark and absurd chapter in our history. But, then it will be up to ALL of us, all reasonable thinking people, to help bring this unCivil War to an end in this country.

ALL of us.

[Thatguitarman]

1. If John Ashcroft...

If John Ashcroft is in the forest...

...does he still have access to my email?

[Thatguitarman]

2. If George W. Bush...

If George W. Bush falls in the forest...

...did he choke on a pretzel or was he drunk again?

(Anybody got any other questions?)

[cheshire]

3. If Laura Bush is in the forest,

Is she still as phony as a plastic bush?

If Judge Scalia is in the forest,

Is he tying young men to trees the sick bastard?

If GWBush is in the forest
Is it because he's afraid to be seen in puplic for fear of getting stoned?