List of Bush excuses for missing explosives, please help

[KelleyKramer]

I'm having a hard time keeping up with the latest Bush excuse for these missing weapons that are killing our troops.

Just wondering if anyone has been scoring at home and can help out?

Here's what I have just off the top of my head...


It’s the new Iraq governments fault.

We just found out 10 days ago.

Its Saddums fault, because they were gone when we first got there on April 9, 2003.

The 'I don’t have a clue' excuse.. ie, we don’t know whats going on and don’t have all the facts, so Stop saying that!!

Its Russia's fault. -Ya see, them damn Ruuskies came in there and took the things, and before we knew what happened they wuz all gone.

It’s the troops fault. -OK, them damn lazy troops just wont do the 'hard work' like the Prez does, so it’s the troops fault and not Bush.

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I missed some of the news during the day yesterday and havent caught up this afternoon either, so there have to be several more new excuses for Bush being a total failure.. Can anybody help me out?

Kelley

[fryguy]

1. We found over 1000 Tons, so missing 400 isn't so bad

(edit: remembered another one)

If John Kerry were president, Sadam would still be in power and have access to the site and be able to give them to our terrorist enemies.

(I actually think this is almost a direct quote....)

[KelleyKramer]

3. He actually said that about Kerry???!

Ummm, when Saddum was still there the UN had them under lock and seal... now after Bush took over they are LOST.

I suppose you could title that excuse the 'Well, the other guy would be a bigger srew-up than I am' excuse.

These people are shameless in their lying.

[politicaholic]

2. "There are hundreds of those ammo dumps...

how do you expect the military to protect all of them?"

Answer: Put enough troops on the ground in the beginning dummy!

OR: Don't go at all...dummy!

[KelleyKramer]

5. Ahh, I forgot about that one..

Yes, completely forgot about that one, I knew there had to be more... thanks!!

[Cocoa]

4. liberal media

Dan Rather, New York Times, etc.

Also, we forgot Poland.

[KelleyKramer]

6. Forgot about that one too

Yep, they said it was the liberal media 'out to get Bush'

That was a good one! Bwhahaha

Thanks for the help.

[GreenPoet64]

7. It's Clinton's fault .