Clark & Sharpton on Real Time tonight

[Cush]

MODS: Not sure if this should be in here, or in GD

Clark & Sharpton will both be on tonights episode of "Real Time W/ Bill Maher" tonight at 8pm est on HBO.

[Jack_Dawson]

1. Clark Rulez

[Nite Owl]

2. Thanks for the reminder

should be a good show. I think Bill has a lot of material saved up from his time off. Glad he's now in prime time.

[Bill McBlueState]

3. also starring...

Darrell Issa as the right winger

Moby -- definitely a progressive

and Ron Silver. anyone know anything about him?

[Jack_Dawson]

4. Issa is a whiny little beotch

He cried when he dropped out of the governor race. Cried like a little 5 year-old. It was great fun.

[Bill McBlueState]

5. yeah, I remember!

Wes and Al will kick his ass!

[Kathleen04]

6. I couldn't help..

but laugh at that. Boo hoo hoo :cry:

Also, he wasted so much of his own money organizing the recall.

[democracyindanger]

7. Ron Silver

Conservative leanings.

[Cush]

8. kick

on now.

[Qutzupalotl]

9. Kick

for Wes!

[Cush]

10. Clark is on now

Via the satellite

[Momof1]

11. Wes Clark on satellite now.

Maher is picking on him, cause he was trying to get Clark to run, one week before Clark announced

[kerry-is-my-prez]

12. Hope somebody posts about it - I got rid of my HBO...

n/t

[maddezmom]

15. 2nd that emotion

:)

[in_cog_ni_to]

13. Threw him the "L" word.

Liberal??? They are talking about Clark's female/sweater. IMPORTANT ISSUES!

[Momof1]

14. Maher getting on him about the sweater.

Clark borrowed the sweater from his brother-in-law, the first time he wore it.

Clark is auctioning the sweater for charity on ebay.

Maher is now talking about the 12,000 bucks to dead soldiers families. Compared to the WTC deaths that get 1.8 million bucks each.

[in_cog_ni_to]

16. He's going to auction the argyle sweater on Ebay!!!

That should be fun!

$12,000 death benefit for soldiers...WTC victims got $1.8 million. Why?

Clark will change that.

Donald Trump reality show. ack! Clark hasn't watched ANY TV...not even CBS news. :)

[Clark4VotingRights]

41. Seriously!?!? Oh, we gotta get that sweater!!!...

For the Wesley Clark presidental museum.

:bounce:

[in_cog_ni_to]

17. Clark sees people who work hard

he LOVES the campaign trail. It's the BEST thing he has ever done!

[kerry-is-my-prez]

32. Incognito - check your e-mail in a few minutes for a message from me....

I have some more work for ya.....

[kerry-is-my-prez]

39. He looked like he was just in seventh heaven the other day - he was being

swamped by supporters. It did my heart good....

[in_cog_ni_to]

18. Maher..

You have always been in the position to have people "suck up" to you. Do you find it difficult to have to suck up to the voters?

Clark..."No, I did not like it when people tried to suck up to me." :7 GO, WESLEY!!!!

Interview is over. :(

Go, Wes!

[Cush]

19. panel up now

Ron Silver, Issa, and Sharpton

[Momof1]

20. Introducing panel..

Issa, Silverman, and Sharpton.

Dem candidate..not ashamed to stay in nice hotel.

Baby stroller landed on Mars, why did everyone get so excited?

Then Bush coming up with his plan.

Since Mars landing got so much attention, Maher wondering if Brittany Spears got that much attention, Bush would of proposed landing on Spears.

[in_cog_ni_to]

21. Bush has always been...WAR ON TERROR, WAR ON TERROR, WAR ON TERROR!

AND NOW we have MARS! LOL! Funny. Maher just told Sharpton to get real...he will not be elected. OUCH!

[Momof1]

22. Sharpton war strategy?

Should of kept going after Bin Laden instead of Saddam

Silverman trying to steal the show. Coming up with obscure quote from Clinton

[in_cog_ni_to]

23. Ron Silver is being an asshole!

He thinks it's OK that Bush lied to us about the WMD. Why do you care about the PR. ACK! I don't like Ron Silver. He's a JERK!

[Momof1]

24. Maher shutting Silverman up

Maher is getting a freaking headache from listening to Silverman..

Issa is speaking now.

Maher is insisting about Why did we go to war, and why did Bush keep on repackaging excuse.

LOL,

We can't go after Korea because they have the bomb, but we can go after the nations that don't....-- Sharpton

[in_cog_ni_to]

25. Maher just told Ron Silver

to quit yelling! I'm getting a friggin headache already! :7

North Korea needs to be attacked because those people are worse off than those in Iraq.

Ron Silver says..."We can't do that, they have Nuclear Weapons."

Sharpton said...."OH! We only go after countries who we THINK have nuclear weapons, not the ones we KNOW have them!" Go, Al!

[maddezmom]

28. Go Al

classic line. :)

[Momof1]

26. Sharpton getting applause

Everyone avoiding the fact that Bin Laden still at large.--Sharpton

Every video company has found Bin Laden, but Bush can't--Sharpton

[NashVegas]

27. And Going Postal

at the mention of Tawana Brawley.

[wndycty]

29. It was unnecessary

Silver is an asshole.

[in_cog_ni_to]

30. Sharpton is laying into Ron!

Silver thinks it's OK to attack Iraq just because Saddam was evil. OMG...the man is an ass.


Maher....
"Saddam is to dictators...bad guys, what Martha Stewart is to the Stock Market mess." Paraphrased. :)

Sharpton says Bush should have just told us the truth instead of lying!

[Momof1]

31. Panelists getting away from Maher

Dean we weren't any safer after capture.

Asking why Dean's statement isn't true. Silverman says we are safer.

Maher taking over again.

Yes Saddam is bad guy... But he is a bad guy compared to Martha Stewart being bad guy to financial circles.

Sharpton--Bush should of said to us, that Saddam was a bad man, genocide..etc. But Bush didn't say that, he lied.

(Sorry these aren't exact quotes, having hard time keeping up)

[maddezmom]

33. thanks for posting :)

don't need exact quotes, just the flavor of the evening. :)

[Momof1]

34. Showing Anti Dean ad,

Showing mock anti Dean now... LOL

Moby coming up. He is the spokesperson for moveon.org

Moby--Talking stupid stuff, about smiley faces.

Listening to the arguements but starring at the smiley face.

Moby--If I started listing things Bush & Cheney have done, that has outraged me, we would be here for awhile.

Moby touched on the Lies going to War.

Talking about Patriot act now.

[in_cog_ni_to]

35. Moby from Moveon.org is on now.

People are outraged. They sold a war on a lie. Saddam was a bad man, but the war was started because they lied about WMD.

Darryl Issa says we need to move on from WHY we went to Iraq because we are there. I can't stand that man either! He's responsible for Ca. New Governor. :puke:

President Bush brags about not reading the newspaper. Bill is going to point out at least ONE article a week that he thinks Bush should have read. LOL! This is good! Funny.

[Momof1]

36. Silverman is such an ass

Maher told everyone to shut up, he's moving on.

Stories that bothered Maher in last 3 months. Bush NOT reading newspapers. This season every show, Maher is going to point out an article that Bush should of read.

This episodes article is... The eskimos are the most polluted people on Earth. The winds are going up to the North Pole. No one is paying attention to the enviroment.

The Democrats are doing piss poor job of pointing out enviroment issues.

Sharpton agreeing.

[Momof1]

37. Silverman pointing out the US Senate

rejected koyoto treaty.

argueing about enviroment

DAMN Issa will personally take the article to the white house to be read.

Sharpton jumps in...yes but not by Bush, maybe someone in the white house but not Bush.

[in_cog_ni_to]

38. Bush thinks the jury is out on Global Warming.

Bush is a "jury is out" kinda guy. (Bill Maher)

Bush doesn't read the paper because it's just opinion. :( Ugh! What a loser!

Immigration......Dirty secret...employers like illegal immigrants because they don't have to pay them? (Maher)

Issa.......9 million are here outside the sytem. We need to find out who is here legally and who isn't.

[Momof1]

40. Immigration issue is up now.

New Rules

1.Holey-Ground (very bad...audience groaned)

2. Can't be picking on governors to cabinet, when there are no black people on vermont.

3. 3 1/2 hours is too long for a movie. Bored of the Rings

4.3 Reichs and your out. Bush is not Hitler--first off hitler was a decorated veteran, and got more votes than other candidates

5.Caucus tease. Iowa is not the boss of me. This caucus is Iowas way of getting attention. State-wide ass kissing machine. Gosh Dean is better at flipping pancakes...is better at milking cows...etc.

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