Many of us need to adjust to the rats and vermin in the streets.

[Zorbet55]

Our cities no longer has the money for rat control and the evidence is a growing population. We need to learn to befriend them and make them pets. We can teach them to attack large roaches and share the roasted booty with them. We can teach them to procreate rapidly and make them into a trained army to attack our enemies.

Though their smell takes some getting accustomed to, they make great little sleeping buddies, furry and warm.

We just need to adapt and move on with our pathetic, wretched lives in this wonderful land of the free and home of the brave.

War is our specialty, sale of arms our chief export. Be proud. Walk tall, Jimmy Olsen.