I just saw on CNN that ANWR is now going to be open for drilling.

[Jack Schitt]

How sick is that?????

I'm at loss for words right now. I seriously am seething with anger.

[killbotfactory]

1. Yay! Our energy problems our solved!

Mission accomplished.

[hatrack]

2. Woweeeee!! There might be . . . uh . . . a few billion barrels in there!

Let's drive around in my new tax-deductible Hummer, shall we?

[in_cog_ni_to]

3. GEEZUSFUCKINGKRIST.

I hope the sheeple are happy. They couldn't give a shit less. So, are Alaskans happy about this? They DID vote for the chimp. They must have wanted the drilling.

[killbotfactory]

5. Of course they're happy.

They get kick-backs from the oil companies.

Who gives a shit about some wildlife, it's just a bunch of ice.

[durablend]

4. Not wasting ANY time ramming this stuff through, is he?

Any hint of the draft yet? I'm figuring we'll hear clues by the end of the week.

[killbotfactory]

7. "Oh, that no non-volunteer army stuff?"

"Looks like I miscalulated. Off to war!"

[Ripley]

6. Um, so we can see oil in 10 years?

I believe them...pedal to the metal...they are gonna sprint to do all the shit we held them back on.

Just shoot me.

[The_Casual_Observer]

8. Funny, I just predicted this this morning. They aren't wasting any time!

They have about 2 weeks worth of oil there. Enjoy it assholes.