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Have with me the World Almanac and Book of facts.
Interesting breakdown of the "amazing republicans' march into power" - or how the right spins the "country is moving to the right":
Let's start with Congress just before the Republican "landslide" of 1994
Senate breakdown:
91-92 Repubs: 44, Dems: 56 93-94 Repubs: 43, Dems: 57 95-96 Repubs: 52, Dems: 48 (the "landslide election of 1994!") 97-98 Repubs: 55, Dems: 45 99-00 Repubs: 55, Dems: 45 (uh-oh, treading water!) 01-01.5 Repubs: 50, Dems: 50 (Uh, where's that mandate?) 01.5-02 Repubs: 49, Dems: 50, Independents: 1 (WTF?) 03-04 Repubs: 51, Dems: 48, Independents: 1 (Ah, there's that rightward slide!) 05-06 (so far) Repubs: 55, Dems: 44, Independents: 1 (Back to the Glory days of the Impeachment majority! Uh, where's the outcry about lying?)
House breakdown:
91-92 Repubs: 167, Dems: 267, Ind: 1 93-94 Repubs: 176, Dems: 258, Ind: 1 (Ah, the tide turns!) 95-96 Repubs: 230, Dems: 204, Ind: 1 (the "landslide election of 1994!" - well, not as overwhelming a majority as the Dems had) 97-98 Repubs: 227, Dems: 207, Ind: 1 (Oops, slipped a bit!) 99-00 Repubs: 223, Dems: 211, Ind: 1 (Wait, the impeachment was supposed to help GAIN seats!) 01-02 Repubs: 221, Dems: 212, Ind: 2 (start crying about patriotism, boys, we're losing ground!) 03-04 Repubs: 229, Dems: 205, Ind: 1 (ah, the old Repuke standby - smear and fear!)
Essentially, the 2004 election comes down to a sports analogy.
Heavily favored football team comes into Superbowl vs hated rival underdog.
Heavily favored football team scores a touchdown on the kickoff, gets a two-point conversion, then plays like shit the rest of the game. HFT 8, Dog 0.
Underdog team manages to fend off the heavily favored team the rest of the game, but still manages to score a touchdown and extra point. HFT 8, Dog 7.
Late in the third quarter, underdog team scores a field goal. HFT 8, Dog 10.
Rest of third and fourth quarters, HFT gets into enemy territory, but has to punt.
Last play of the game, Dog has the ball, first and 10 with 30 seconds left on their own 15 yard line, nobody has any time outs. Quarterback opts to take the knee. Somehow, the ball "gets loose" in a confused snap.
HFT somehow ends up with the ball. Clock is stopped with 2 seconds left in the game due to the change of possession.
HFT hastily kicks a field goal to win the game. As the heavily favored team is celebrating, the tapes are being reviewed because there was question as to whether or not there was offsides before the snap, which would have negated the "fumble".
HFT runs around the country celebrating like they won the game 97 to 0, even trying to convince the sports talk shows that they shouldn't believe their own eyes. Sports talk shows, afraid of being shut down, go along with it. Somewhere along the line, one of the key officials is seen partying with the owner of the heavily favored team.
Bush may have gotten a break with the fumbled snap. The tapes are being reviewed. BUT HE DID NOT SCORE A WIN COMPERABLE TO THE MANNER THAT THE REPUBLICANS ARE CELEBRATING!
The country, despite what the pundits say and despite the media's complicity in trying to frame the election as a tidal wave, is still very centrist.
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