What a steaming pile of shit Jonah Goldberg is

[burythehatchet]

Discuss.

[GR]

1. His Mother Is Even Worse....

I don't pay any attention to anything he says...

[burythehatchet]

3. oh yeah, mommy. Another reason to press ahead with stem cell research

some genetic traits really must be expunged.

[EstimatedProphet]

5. His mother?

Is she Lucianne Goldberg? That would explain a lot.

[burythehatchet]

7. yep. Makes one wonder who his male influence was in life.

I take it back. I really don't wonder about it. Yeck.

[Pepperbelly]

2. Yes, he is.

What is there to discuss?

:D

[burythehatchet]

6. the relative merits poop scooping?

[CO Liberal]

4. The Whole Family Must be Filled With Sorry Sacks of Shit

Based on the mother and the son....

[glarius]

8. He was just on spewing his garbage about Canada and the guy CNN had

on as a spokesman for Canada....Someone called Andrew Cohen of Canwest newspapers....I never heard of this guy till yesterday when CNN had him on first...He agrees with everything Jonah says....that Canadians are all anti-American, (no mention that polls show us overwhelmingly pro-American and anti-Bush)....There are lots of reputable newspeople they could have had on...This is Reliable Sources idea of fair and balanced?....What a joke!

[burythehatchet]

9. nothing I hate more than a self-hating Canadien n/t

[joanski01]

11. I'm glad I wasn't watching that.

I can't stand Jonah.

[Darth_Kitten]

15. think National Post, think extreme right wing paper.....

media whore. :D :evilgrin:

Actually there IS a low-level anti-americanism in Canada, probably due to the "ugly american" behaviour of the brainless freepers. :) THAT I can understand.....

[glarius]

16. Yes but you know that in recent polls the public has said by a large

margin....they like Americans and hate Bush...By the way, that asshole Andrew Cohen is from the right wing rag the National Post?....That explains it...thanks for the info.

[Darth_Kitten]

20. Yes......

but I can understand the anti-americanism to an extent, as the people who voted for Bush deserve some animosity. :) But, yes, Canadians generally don't have anything against the regular American. :D (which is a good thing)

[blondeatlast]

10. What's to discuss?

Honestly--already we've had similar posts on Jonah Goldberg and David Brooks...

Who's next? W.rong? He's a steaming pile of leech feces, IMHO.

[Pithy Cherub]

12. So 'much' to work with - so little time.

This observation implies that it is a pungently fresh observation. It is actually old like dodo bird dung.

That means you may wish to discuss the delivery system of this pile. If it was steaming from another source and he tried to sell it as cotton candy then we have an illegal bait and switch maneuver.

If jge personally delivered it then we have an EPA superfund clean up issue. If he delivered this in front of underage people then the charge may be a felony. But he has friends in the bowels of government so it may be a slight slap on the wrist.

If he exceeded a certain amount it may be a medical issue which in the interest of human kindness you may wish to point out.

The discussion will end as cow patties are more valuable...

[burythehatchet]

13. valuable contribution

many thanks. That a lot to not chew on.
:)

[MADem]

14. I want to get totally petty

I saw the little shit on CNN, and my first thought was "Could that little snarky bastard get ANY FATTER???" My God, he's chunkier than his momma (who was not at all chunky at his age, she only got big when she got old), and she packs a considerable amount of avoir du poids. He's been packing it on in a big way over the past few years.

It's not as though the little turd couldn't afford a gym membership, or has to subsist on cheap, horrible, "poor folk" food that is loaded with chemicals and federally subsidized corn syrup and partially hydrogenated this-n-that, and that causes a huge amount of weight gain. He is easily able to afford the very best organic stuff that contributes to a healthy body and a reasonable weight. He also is a public figure, so one would think he would take the time to push away from the table and get up off his ass and do a workout every now and again. But no....he prefers to epitomize the party he adores, and physically expresses through his appearance the greed, indulgence and self-gratifying excess of his conservative heroes. He's a poster boy for the GOP--fat, lazy and stupid.

As far as what he has to say, everytime he opens his mouth, all I can think of is that he would be selling shoes in Peoria (if he were lucky) if it weren't for his momma. He never has ANYTHING to say that isn't a bunch of parroted talking points. I'm sure the only original thoughts that he ever has had revolve around issues like "Burger King or Mickey D's for lunch?" or "Enteman's crumb cake or raspberry strudel for my snack?"

May he eat till he bursts, the greedy little boy.

[burythehatchet]

17. Your post proves beyond a doubt that even an idiotic thread can elicit

an illuminating response. I love liberals.

:)

[MADem]

18. I love liberals, too!! n/t

[tsuki]

23. I just googled Lucianne for a pic. She has Trump hair.

[Cats Against Frist]

19. I've waited for this thread for a long time

He's a liar, a fascist AND a steaming pile of Pillsbury dough boy shit.

[TrustingDog]

21. is there a transcript link? I have a clothespin ready for my nose.

[fujiyama]

22. There's something to discuss?

This is like stating, "Shit Stinks", Discuss.

[ebayfool]

25. LOL - yes, if only to expand my stock of amazing insults!

I love DU! Let's see, newly added to my reserve of insults:

steaming pile of leech feces, steaming pile of Pillsbury dough boy shit, Trump hair, dodo bird dung

A creative lot here, TY!

[vixengrl]

24. But you know his mum is proud of him--

she ate the other pups in his litter.

[SweetLeftFoot]

26. While he is a big fat ballbag

He is also one of these hyper-opinionated righties who gets found in a cheap motel room witha rock of crack bigger than his head and an armless hooker tied to the ceiling fan.

They always do.