If I Were A Penguin And George Bush Came Walking By...
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Wed Dec-08-04 07:36 AM
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| If I Were A Penguin And George Bush Came Walking By... |
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Edited on Wed Dec-08-04 07:46 AM by DistressedAmerican
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| clydefrand
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Wed Dec-08-04 07:38 AM
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| 1. I'd not only do that; I'd enlist the support of my buddies behind me |
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and drag the bastard into the water and hold his head under until the END!
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Wed Dec-08-04 07:40 AM
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makes one day dream doesn't it lol
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Wed Dec-08-04 07:44 AM
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Edited on Wed Dec-08-04 07:44 AM by DistressedAmerican
Even as a bird they guy would have the grace of a pig on ice skates. He'd not live long. Probably go down choking on a herring.
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Wed Dec-08-04 07:49 AM
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| 4. But it would be a red herring and the SOB would get away alive! |
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If there is a devil, he is it!
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Wed Dec-08-04 07:56 AM
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| 5. What are a penguin's natural enemies? |
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Wed Dec-08-04 07:58 AM
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| 6. Seals! Polar Bears live at the North Pole |
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Penquins live at the South Pole...in nature that is.
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Wed Dec-08-04 08:06 AM
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| 7. Didn't feel right on those grounds in my mind... |
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but, I couldn't think of anything else. That's why I was asking.
Go Seals!
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Wed Dec-08-04 08:22 AM
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| 9. It would be nice to have a SEAL to take him out! I'll bet there |
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are a few who wouldn't mind. Where's Ventura when we need him?
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Wed Dec-08-04 09:33 AM
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My wife just reminded me of videos I've seen of orcas eating penguins. They chase them right up onto the ice on occasion. That's commitment!
Penguin George wouldn't likely make it that far.
As the old joke goes "I don't have to out swim the orca. I just have to out swim YOU!"
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Wed Dec-08-04 09:21 AM
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| 11. That would make a FAB short story...just adjust one little bit... |
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Edited on Wed Dec-08-04 09:23 AM by LynnTheDem
Once upon a time I was a penguin and bush walked by. I whapped him one. I not only did that; I enlisted the support of my buddies behind me and dragged the bastard into the water and held his head under until.
The End.
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Wed Dec-08-04 08:16 AM
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| 8. You made my day, DistressedAmerican |
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I laughed till I cried--thanks!
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Wed Dec-08-04 09:18 AM
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| 10. Beats crying until you laugh... |
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