One less crappy movie will be made - Kerik Kronicles nixed

[CatWoman]

:D

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6708243/

Updated: 9:51 a.m. ET Dec. 14, 2004 Recent revelations about Bernie Kerik may derail more than his job as head of Homeland Security. They may do damage to his big-screen biopic.


New York City’s former top cop was nixed for the job as President Bush’s secretary of homeland security after info was revealed about his personal and professional life. Now, a source says that Miramax — which bought the screen rights to Kerik’s autobiography — is seriously reconsidering the movie it’s making on the controversial lawman.

[madinmaryland]

1. who would play Kerik?

Elmer Fudd?

[CatWoman]

2. I was thinking Rudy would be perfect in that role

:evilgrin:

[calimary]

6. How about "Mr. Soprano"?

Similar morals, similar sleazy looks.

[rkc3]

3. Why couldn't these revelations come out after his confirmation?

That would have been big news for the RW nutjobs.

[quiet.american]

4. Seems it would make bigger box office

Surprised to hear Miramax reconsidering. Seems like the controversy would make for bigger box office.

[Pithy Cherub]

5. Why? Comedy has its place in the cinematic pantheon!

Just watching the WH trying to pass off someone with an arrest warrant, multiple affairs and an illegal nanny as the Director of Homeland Security is the true meaning of farce and satire... paging MM! :)

[GRLMGC]

7. It would be HIGHLARIOUS!

This is a tragedy. :sniff sniff:

[zulchzulu]

8. I do have the movie poster ready to go