Friday, December 17, 2004
Why not make it a coalition of the shilling?
Maybe the military should take a page out of NASCAR and get armor and weapons from corporate sponsors.
By Maureen Dowd
The overbearing Rummy is not used to being challenged, so he's probably still smarting from his bruising brush with reality in Kuwait.
He had surrounded himself with so many sycophantic generals that it took a grunt from Tennessee to point out that the defense secretary has no clothes -- or armor for his troops. He has taken the greatest military in the history of the world and pushed it to the breaking point.
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President Bush and Rummy should take a lesson from their own playbook and reach out to corporate America. If Rummy can't adequately supply the Army, maybe IBM and Xerox can... Picture this: a truck rumbling across the desert on the evening news, completely armored, emblazoned with golden arches. Or a fleet of Visa Humvees. You know Donald Trump would love to slap his name on a few Chinooks. The 82nd Trumpborne.
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In this day and age, when every sports arena has been hideously renamed for some corporate entity, Rummy could easily think big. How about the American Express Green Zone?
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So how about Tommy "Stop Writing Books and Finish the War" Franks, Paul "You Disbanded the Iraqi Army, Dummy" Bremer and George "Slam Dunk" Tenet taking off those preposterous medals of freedom and contributing them. Just as when Scarlett and Melanie took off their gold wedding rings for the Confederate cause, those medals can be melted down for a little Humvee armor.
With help like that and some corporate backing, Rummy could get the Army he wants and wishes to have sooner rather than later. Like, while we're actually fighting a war. And with all the foreign companies investing, we could actually have a real coalition. The coalition of the shilling. No German troops, but why not a Passat partnership?
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Maureen Dowd is a columnist for The New York Times.
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