Caption this photo from the press conference...

[spinbaby]

Please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeze, don't say anything too stupid.

[NJCher]

1. you got it

I also detect fear.


Cher

[Not_Giving_Up]

2. How about

Did I really I wanted this new job? What was I thinking?

[ZanZaBar]

3. "Why does THIS have to be the day I forget my Depends Undergarments?"

<EOM>

[MemphisTiger]

4. It's not herpes, it's just a cold sore.

I should have made Georgie use a condom.

[countryjake]

5. Jeeez, guess the words on that crib sheet still aren't big enough!

.

[peekaloo]

6. The cottage in Crawford must be booked for someone else this year.

Loneliness is not next to His Godliness.

[Downtown Hound]

7. Hmm...this selling your soul thing isn't all its cracked up to be

[Contrary1]

8. "I hope

my husb, er...president is able to keep his lies straight this time."

[Pithy Cherub]

9. "Were those the right ingredients in the potion?"

"I may have made a tiny error..."

[IHeart1993]

10. La la la la la

[joanski01]

11. Looks to me like she just figured out

that when she dies, she is going to Hell.

[CatWoman]

12. that is the ugliest, stupidest hairdo I've ever seen

[Stinky The Clown]

17. Yeah ... and Olive Oyl's pissed off cuz

she wants it back.

[Contrary1]

28. Thank you, thank you, thank you...

your snappy retort just made my day!

[LibDemAlways]

13. I think I regret

having sold my soul for this asshole.

[Lefty48197]

14. Keep holding her head up Andrew.

She's been taking medication, because she's "under the weather". My you have girlie hands Andrew.

[femme.democratique]

15. "How will I look in an orange jumpsuit?"

[senseandsensibility]

16. I'm exhausted

after convincing "my husband", I mean...George....not to wear his Truman Capote outfit again. Andrew, you do the hand signals this time.

[zulchzulu]

18. Condi is tired of telling Chimpy he has a big weiner when she sucks him...

She knows he's a girlie man.

[Supersedeas]

26. flavored condoms still leave a plastic aftertaste--the Plastic World

according to the Bushevics.

[donheld]

19. she's thinking "am i the only one who swallows?"

:eyes:

[zann725]

20. Ooo, that new 'implant' sure doesn't feel right.

Maybe with time...

[SKKY]

21. Jesus Christ. How many shots did we do last night anyway? n/t

[robbedvoter]

22. Talk to the hand: H-A-R-D W-O-R-K - say it damn it!

[Catfight]

23. Sigh...."who's my daddy?" n/t

[elehhhhna]

24. " My period's late..."

[HughBeaumont]

25. "I hope this isn't morning sickness."

"How am I going to tell my Husboss?"

[LizW]

27. Aside from Condi's morose look

could those other people possibly look any more freaked out?

It's hilarious! They just look tortured having to listen to their little chimp perform before the cameras! LOL!

[BringEmOn]

29. What am I going to do about this "love chimp" inside me?

[placton]

30. best!

[48pan]

31. Let's See... Iraq, then Iran, then North Korea, then Syria...