Liberal press picks on O'Reilly: "Somewhere Jesus is weeping"

[quaoar]

Poor Bill. He is being crucified by the liberal, Christ-hating press for daring to stand up for Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Baby Jesus.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,142171,00.html

So why is this stuff happening? Two reasons. First, my argument that Christmas is a tradition that belongs in the public arena is a strong one. If these smear merchants can diminish me personally, they don't have to deal with the argument.

And second, intimidation. The FOX News Channel and its commentators stand in the way of the secular agenda. Demonizing us sends a message to others who may challenge the secular cabal. Do it and we will slime you badly. So that's what's going on. Another vicious battle in the American culture war. Somewhere Jesus is weeping.

[hatrack]

1. Pathetic. In every conceivable way, a pathetic, whiny little man

There's really not much more to say.

[tsuki]

20. Is Christmas an O'Reilly code word for telephone? You be the judge. eom

[Trajan]

2. Somewhere I saw ...

That Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer was a creation of Montgomery Ward Department Store ? ...

Well GEEZ ... isnt THAT the font of sanctity ....

[pelagius]

9. "Santa Claus" as we envision him...

...was a part of a Coca-Cola advertising campaign. His red coat trimmed with white fur were the company colors. Some of the earliest depictions of Santa Claus -- with a brown coat -- were done by Thomas Nast, but it took Coca-Cola and Clement Moore to create the contemporary Santa.

[Skittles]

3. I am sick of this THEY'RE TAKING AWAY CHRISTMAS bullshit

I woundered what they'd whine about now that they own the White House, Congress, the media, the Supreme Court and the voting machines. They're scraping the barrel now.

[IHeart1993]

4. It'll be over soon

Then another non-issue will arise.

[Southsideirish]

8. But whining is what they are all about!

Sniff, sniff, "We are victims!" sniff sniff - "ever body is agin us and want to persecute us"
.

[jonnyblitz]

16. no shit.

like there isnt anything else important going on in the world but this christ outta christmas horseshit. But then, I am an atheist who doesn't celebrate xmas so what do I know. :shrug:

[codegreen]

5. yes, Bill. Jesus weeps for you. not for mutilated kids in Iraq, just you.

[driver8]

12. what a self centered son of a bitch -- just like the rest of them n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Somehow I don't think Jesus is losing a lot of sleep over the travails

of DildO'Reilly. If Mr. Loofah has his panties in such a wad over the secularization of Christmas, maybe he should direct his rant toward the big fat Republican retailers who want us to celebrate J.C.'s birth by heading for the mall and buying everything in sight.

[11cents]

7. I hope Bill has a warm and wonderful Christmas

Shared with his wife, his children, and the women he fucks.

[tsuki]

19. 11 cents, com'on. He doesn't f**k 'em, he has phone loopah sex

with 'em. Or does he have falafel sex with 'em. I get confused.

[RetroLounge]

10. Somewhere Jesus is puking

:puke:

RL

[ClintonTyree]

11. Is he weeping into his loofah, or his falafel?

O'Reilly, you scum sucking pig. You have no right to preach to anyone. You're a perverted slimeball, along with your other disgusting traits. Go away. Please, I'm asking you nicely. Go away.

[blondeatlast]

13. Jesus hung with whores, thieves, and losers; whom He loved and

forgave.

O'Reilly might be too low even for Him.

[NightTrain]

14. That man is a waste of DNA.

[Cheswick2.0]

15. If Jesus were listening to O"REally I am pretty sure he is laughing

until he cries.

[quaoar]

17. Quick! Somebody alert O'Reilly

I just heard that Frosty the Snowman has been banned in Massachusetts.

[tsuki]

18. Third, the loopah is stalking O'Reilly. He is a falafel victim. Oh woe

is he.

[LynnTheDem]

21. WHY does O'Reilly LIE constantly? It's SO EASY to PROVE he's LYING.

Does he not know he's lying?

Is he just lying for profit?

Is he a congenital liar and really doesn't know he's a liar?

Dear freeping rightwingnuts, an exercise for you;

1. Read what O'Reilly accuses specific journalists of of saying about him and his "Christmas Crusade" in specific articles.

2. Read the actual journalists' articles O'Reilly specifically makes his accusations of.

3. PROOF POSITIVE that NONE of the journalists say ANYTHING O'Reilly accuses them of, and ALL of them ONLY, IN PASSING, EXACTLY QUOTE Bill O'Reilly.

There is NO DOUBT; BILL O'REILLY IS LYING.

Why?

[proudbluestater]

22. They own it ALL and they still whine

Senate, House, Supreme Court, Presidency. My heart bleeds for their suffering.

If it were not for time spent on demonizing everybody else, what the hell would they say 24/7?