I want bush to put religion back into Inaugural speech...

[slor]

you know, he really should say something like, "Dear Jesus, I am a fucking idiot, so please save this great land", or something to that effect.

[skylarmae]

1. LOLOLOL

[ktowntennesseedem]

2. Seriously, let Robertson or Falwell write the speech!

Might help some folks wake up to reality and see just how radical this bunch is.

[SammyWinstonJack]

11. He doesn't have to do the "God" routine now that he has been

"elected". He can knock off that phony act.

[vlad]

3. Picture that...

as a monty python skit... and tell me you do not want to hear this.
sorry, I haven't laughed in a while........

[DavidDvorkin]

4. Of course, there will be lots of religion in his speech

And no one in the media will point out how inappropriate that is.

[baldingrockwarlord]

5. reminds me of...

Bless this oh Lord, Thy Holy hand-grenade, which shall blow thine enemy to bits.....through thy mercy, amen...

[DavidDvorkin]

8. Hah!

That in turn reminds me of Mark Twain's war prayer:

http://www.midwinter.com/lurk/making/warprayer.html

[henslee]

6. Hey why not (here's my fave pic!)

[slor]

7. Damn...look at his collar...

must be the listening device from the debates causing it to billow out like that!

[DavidDvorkin]

9. He's got that monkey in the headlights look

[THUNDER HANDS]

10. even a fucking drawing can't make him look smart

nice neck, turkey dick.

[UncleVinny]

12. Bush revises the Bible

Hahh! Bush will just re-write the ethics rules.

This from www.sorryworld4bush.com
(I am site owner).

Bush Bible Bloopers

Isaiah 2:4
Original: "And they will hammer their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruning hooks. Nation will not lift up sword against nation, and never again will they learn war."

Bush edit: “And they shall hammer their swords into ‘bunker-buster’ nuclear weapons, and never will they learn peace again.”

Matthew 22:39
Original: “You shall love your neighbor as yourself."

Bush edit: “You shall love your neighbor as yourself, except if they are in the NAACP, an environmentalist, or live in a red state.”

Matthew 5:44
Original: “Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you."

Bush edit: “Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, and if they don’t come around, invade their country, kill their people, and take over their oil fields.”

Matthew 5:39
Original: “Do not resist him who is evil. But whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn to him the other also."

Bush edit: “Do not resist him who is evil. Instead recruit young, impressionable patriots, and let them do the fighting.”

1 John 4:7
Original: “Let us love one another, for love is from God, and everyone who loves is born of God and knows God."

Bush edit: “Let us love one another, for love is from God, unless it’s gay love, which is from Satan.”

Matthew 5:5
Original: “Blessed are the gentle, for they shall inherit the earth."

Bush edit: “Blessed are the energy corporations, as they shall inherit the earth, starting with the Alaska wilderness preserves.”

Proverbs 22:7
Original: “The rich rules over the poor, and the borrower becomes the lenders’ slave."

Bush edit: “The rich rules over the poor, and the borrower becomes the lenders’ slave. But with any luck, you can pass on massive budget deficits to the next generation.”