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First, the anecdotal evidence. Most of the liberals I know are doing OK. Sure, they're not shoveling down QPs in a giant car on their way home to a treeless cul-de-sac, but they're doing OK. Most of my graduate school liberal friends do drugs only occasionaly, have no abandoned children, pay their taxes, make great art, are politically aware, eat whole foods, travel, recycle and most of them are very inspiring teachers of aspiring undergraduate poets and fiction writers.
My Seattle liberal friends are something of another story -- but imagine that the grad school friends, transplanted back into their urban environments, live in much the same way: mid-range, simple apartments in old buildings, lots of plants, social worker, sandwich maker or copy editor. They go see live music on the weekends, eat lots of Hummos and Asian food. Some of them are functioning alcoholics and drug addicts, but even only one or two of them have children that they didn't support -- most are single guys that eek out their days playing pool, getting drunk -- working as fishermen, yacht detailers, unskilled laborers, cooks. They might be "dandies," but they don't steal anything, they pay for their liquor, they don't drive drunk and they are generally non-agressive people that stay out of the way of those consumers who are busying themselves about climbing the social ladder and acquiring material possessions.
Though there are assholes here and there -- someone who ditched a friend, someone who cut out on his girlfriend, did all twelve of the "12 Shots of Christmas," and puked on my purse -- again, one or two that left struggling families -- their transgressions are no more worse than many of the conservatives -- and even CHRISTIAN conservatives that populated the town in which I was raised, and several of my extended family members, and the long-distance family members of my liberal friends. There were divorces, lots of cheating, some embezzlement, a suicide, several "out-of-wedlock" births, some unnecessary surgery, mental illness, child abuse -- even more.
We've read about how those Godless Heathens in "Taxechussets" have one of the highest marriage success rates in the country, and how some of the red states are a Judge Judy divorce court on meth. The eight fattest cities in the nation are in TEXAS, and the best-ranked cities according to health are, you guessed it: Seattle, San Fran, Boston, Portland, OR, Portland, ME -- all those coastal areas where it's a genital coctail 24/7 and we liberals do nothing but collect our welfare checks. Best place to raise a child AND the most advanced degrees per capita, in the nation? Why, right here in the most liberal county in Iowa -- what the right-wingers call "The People's Republic of Johnson County." From the best restaurants to the best museums to the best universities, it seems that the blue states have it.
So, where exactly did liberalism fail? If you listen to conservatives, you'd think that liberalism and all that is associated with it has gone the way of the Nordic Track -- though it is still practiced in many successful countries around the world who have average incomes, life expectacies, literacy rates and infant survival rates much higher than our own -- apparently it did so poorly that Moral Indignation and the Money God of the Conservative Social Institution had to come and bail it out.
Now I look at it as a yin and a yang. No matter how people would like their "way" to be perfect and give us all a robot housekeeper who'll orally pleasure us and cook a taquito in two seconds -- it's not going to happen, and I personally think that (even though I am a libertarian socialist) that the next best thing to the perfect egalitarian libertarian consumer, is a careful balance of capitalism and the welfare state.
So if we've put a man on the moon, made a real-life mouse with a snout and we're all so fat that we're going to have to be rolled into our Hummers -- where did this godless, secular liberalism that we've had to fight for the last 30 years to eradicate steer us wrong?
Maybe without the liberals we'd all have that metal housekeeper and be flying around with jet packs on our back? Is that what they're trying to tell me? That without the liberals, the doctor's daughter who was prom queen and poster girl for the Free Methodist Church wouldn't have gotten knocked up at 18, in her first year at Taylor Extra-Christian University? Or that the other doctor in town, (the pious Presbyterian) wouldn't have been banging a flower delivery girl in the coat closet of the hospital, while his wife sat at home decorating their house in faux country bullshit, and drowning herself in Merlot?
I mean, I'm a godless liberal -- one of the worst, in fact -- a POSTMODERN LIBERAL -- and my nose is clean, I'm not doing drugs or leaving a string of abandoned children behind me. I'm not on welfare.
Can anyone tell me what else they want from me? Since being my liberal self, in my housecoat, is apparently ruining society?
Or is it not just me? It's just the "others" like the prom queen and the doctor who need to be spared from the "temptations" that the liberal society dangles in front of them?
Is it just that they need help from Conservatives to "clean up" society? Where have I heard that "social engineering, before?"
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