Out of Sight for One Week, Bush Re-Appears With a Banged up Face

[Stephanie]

Again. WTF?


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[xultar]

1. WTF does he need a leash hooked to his mama to keep him from

falling down. WTF?

[4morewars]

2. Looks like he got cracked in the head....

by Jim Beam or Jack Daniels !

[rodeodance]

3. he has been clearing brush (news reports)--guess a branch got the

better of him???

[brainshrub]

4. Perhaps he just got a scratch while clearing brush?

When I do yard work, I'll occasionally have a woodship hit me in the face.

Either that or Bush is a lizard, nd he's just shedding.

I'm bias toward the lizard theory.

[atommom]

14. Just for corroboration, someone needs to check his hands for

blisters/calluses. I'd be willing to bet there aren't any.

[Stephanie]

19. His hands appear unscathed >

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050102/480/whlj10101021841

[beam me up scottie]

26. His hands are about the only thing. Can anybody look at this

idiot and tell me he is not riding on the short bus?:dunce:

[cyn2]

49. lol n/t

[Politicub]

40. Seeing his eyes is like peering into intense darkness

he looks positively evil in that picture!

:scared:

[brainshrub]

47. Perhaps Bush uses a secret anti-callous device called "thick gloves"

Sheesh.

Sometimes a scratch is just a scratch.

[Stephanie]

54. Sometimes, yes

But this is the fourth time. Something's wrong with him.

[atommom]

55. But if your hands aren't accustomed to hard work, even gloves

won't completely preserve their pristine, never-did-a-day's-work-in-your-life appearance. ;)

(Really, it's just hard to give him the benefit of the doubt anymore.)

[two gun sid]

38. Too covered in innocent blood

to tell.

[Not_Giving_Up]

5. He was clearin brush

He got scratched...silly! That's supposed to prove to us that he was doing "hard work"!

[slor]

27. Clearing brush with...

his face? I mean DAMN!, Is his still riding Segways or eating pretzels?

[beam me up scottie]

6. I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it n/t

[Democrats_win]

7. Whats growing out of the left side of his head?

I'm baaaack. If they impeached him, how come they're asking for him to come back? Think peace and prosperity will return too?

[Botany]

Clearing Brush?

How many times has his face been messed up? Bender? Stroke? B. & D. with Condi?
Laura caught him with some cheerleader from his past?

Please call your Senators and have them stand w/ Conyers. This is our leader?

:kick:

[beam me up scottie]

9. LMAO "Whats growing out of the left side of his head?"

[Verve]

8. Another post on this subject:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2897311

[nodictators]

10. He's going to have to put the trainer wheels back on his bicycle

Hope he doesn't apply for a Purple Heart for this.

[zann725]

12. If he does (apply for PH), let's run a 527...quick!

And 10 WH Physicians said the guy's fine?!!! They should lose their licenses!

[snippy]

29. Cheney will take care of it.

[illflem]

11. Every time junior gets near mother nature

she reaches out and belts him, either trying to wake him up or out of pure revenge.

[Supersedeas]

57. karma

[elehhhhna]

13. That is a scratch mark. Human nail or Barney's claw.

[DoYouEverWonder]

15. That's the same spot he 'cut' himself in 2000

George W Bush under pressure
11 November 2000: George W Bush talks on his ranch near Crawford, Texas


These are not cuts or bruises. Something else is going on here. My layman's diagnosis is facial herpes.

[Stephanie]

17. I had forgotten that one

So, he had a banged up face while he was at Crawford in November 2001. Again at the WH with the pretzel. Again at Crawford while bike riding. And again this week at Crawford.

Do you know ANYONE who bangs up their face as much as this guy? I don't think boxers have as many facial injuries as he does.

[MsTryska]

24. My layman's Diagnosis is

Battered Spouse or Battered Child syndrome.

either his wife or his Mama.


Liek that spoof from MadTV:

"I'm sorry mama!
I never meant to shame you!
I never meant to make you mad so tonight, i'm hiding in my closet"

[Stephanie]

25. Mine is: DRUNK

Spent the week on a binge. They barely got him sobered up for the Weds speech but did not dare put him on live. As it was he said 35 billion instead of million. I think these Crawford retreats are drinking vacations. I have never seen an adult man who has scratched his face up as much as this guy has in four years. It's bizarre.

[Castilleja]

50. That has crossed my mind as well

When he had the pretzel incident, I thought it looked like someone beat him up. I wondered who it could have been, and if so, is it a regular occurrance? Like maybe Laura, or his *mother* maybe there is violence in the family?? Might explain why he is constantly banged up, esp. in the face. :shrug:

[mtnester]

16. It is where he keeps having to have his conscience excised

you know, that little head that keeps popping out and saying "you are killing innocent people for your own personal agenda"

That one.

[peaches2003]

18. Press will get right on it

Of course we can expect the press to get right on this and demand a few answers that make sense about what really happened, as they always do. Even the idiots in the WH press corps should be able to put 2 and 2 together and know this is why Bush couldn't come out publically for 4 days about the tsunami disaster and hid in the ranch house.

[Stephanie]

20. Exactly. Let's hear the truth for a change.

The President was unavailable to LEAD during the worst natural disaster in our memory - a disaster in which 5000 Americans are still missing, BTW. He appeared last Sunday with a football team. He appeared Wednesday making a pre-taped statement. He appeared yesterday with cheerleaders. What was he doing all week and how did he bang up his face?

[marcologico]

21. He probably stepped on a rake while wiping blood off the hood of his SUV.

[Emboldened Chimp]

22. Man, DON'T mess with Laura!

When will Smirk learn?

[msanthrope]

23. That's my bet--Laura, or---

does anyone know where Babs has been this week?

[snippy]

28. He does have a puzzling propensity for harming himself.

I think there must be a medical reason for it rather than alcohol or drug abuse. If he was drinking or using again I think the Secret Service would just put him in a room with no hard or sharp objects.

[Stephanie]

31. A propensity for harming himself IN THE FACE

It's just too weird. Seriously, think of yourself and all your co-workers. How many ugly facial wounds have any of you sustained in the last four years? My guess would be: none. I think he's a falling down drunk. What other explanation could there be?

[snippy]

32. I think it very likely that we learn only of those self-inflicted injuries

which are visible. I also think it very likely that he has injured himself more frequently than we are aware because those injuries have been covered by his clothing. If he is drinking, someone in the Secret Service should make him wear protective gear, like a baseball catcher's or hockey goalie's equipment.

[Stephanie]

33. Of course.

We are only seeing one tenth of the damage he has inflicted on himself.

[ecstatic]

30. I think he is the Manchurian candidate, and his father controls him

Slaps him around every now and then...

[SemperEadem]

35. George...

George Bush...

George W. Bush...


I saw that movie the other night and I see what other DUers were meaning about it during the race.

[SemperEadem]

34. Bill looks like he could kick *'s ass one mo' time

probably thinking 'you sorry POS'.

Nah.. I think a twig from the brush he was clearing jumped up and smacked him.. 'you might kill some Iraqis, but you aint geting away from me without me getting a lick in on you', the twig was heard yelling as they put it into the chipper.

[proud2BlibKansan]

36. Why is Clinton standing there?

WTF what was going on? Don't see Clinton around * too often.

[SemperEadem]

37. he and Bush, Sr are heading up fundraiser efforts for tsunami victims

I read that here today: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1117617

check out this thread too: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1119092

[proud2BlibKansan]

41. Thanks I should have waited before I posted the question

cause I saw Clinton and *'s dad on TV not 10 minutes later.

Now I am watching them on Larry King. Interesting. Clinton said * won 'fair and square'. :(

[Pithy Cherub]

39. Was Neil mad Jebster got to go to Asia?

President Clinton's thoughts are decidedly unpleasant as he looks at Resident *... :evilgrin:

[leesa]

42. Well, hopefully, someone beat the shit out of this POS again.

[yellowcanine]

43. It appears that he wrestled that brush to a draw.

[Melech Hamoshiach]

44. Maybe is herpes is flaring up.

nt

[Cha]

45. Our guy looks better even after

open heart surgery and he has one.

[zulchzulu]

46. God is very mad at Chimpy for misusing him in the Election

There's more on the way.

[marcologico]

48. faith-based face lift

could have been a lot worse!

[eSTIV]

51. Check out Bubba in #2

Bill's face just tells so many stories here.

That is a Pulitzer winning shot.

[bobweaver]

52. Drunken fight with Neil at 2 a.m. New Year's Eve - Jenna had to intervene

[radfringe]

53. fell off of his bike

while trying to swallow a pretzel...

[atommom]

56. Maybe he defied James Dobson's authority!

[marcologico]

58. maybe he was practicing autoerotic asphyxia and forgot the rope

again!

[marcologico]

59. self-inflicted injury due to PTSD (Pretzel Trauma Stress Disorder)

[hunter]

60. It's quite the Holiday bender...

...if it takes 'em three days to clean up the mess.

The great horror is that George W. Bush ain't nearly so cute and harmless as Peter O'Toole in "My Favorite Year."

[JAK1941]

61. Definitely scratch mark . . .

Do you suppose Condaleeeeeeeeza Baby did this? Ah, no - never! Hahahahahahaha!

:evilgrin:

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[Geek_Girl]

63. Maybe He's being beaten by someone

:spank:

It looks like he was scratched by someone or something.

[Lororia]

64. Atrial Fibrillation

I saw some sleuthing by a writer about Bush's condition. The writer supposes that Bush has atrial fibrillation, and pictured with his article a thing called the LifeVest which some people wear who have this ailment. Atrial fibrillation is not an uncommon thing to have, but it's one of the more common causes of strokes.

The Life Vest explains the bulges under his coat during the debates and other times. If the writer is right and it's not a hoax, the Life Vest he included a photo of is an exact match with the bulges.

Not all strokes are major ones. A small stroke is sometimes completely unnoticed, but maybe he had one that was moderate....so he might fall down more, run into doors, and it would explain the spit sometimes people report seeing him spew while speaking.

This is a huge site, and I am new. Sorry if this information has been repeated elsewhere here. If it hasn't, and if people are interested, I'll see if I can still find the link to the story and photos.

[elehhhhna]

65. A Jack Daniel pump would cause the same symptoms, no?

[Vidar]

66. I go with the Dorian Gray thesis--rotting from his Evil core.

[proudbluestater]

67. Probably just some damage from the shock treatments...

[demosincebirth]

68. Diagnosis: Drinking