Kid Rock's Bush Gig infuriates Christian groups

[quaoar]

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Right-wing Christian groups are furious rap-rocker KID ROCK is set to perform at a youth concert to celebrate PRESIDENT GEORGE W BUSH's inauguration.

The die-hard Republican AMERICAN BAD A*S hitmaker is set to join clean-cut teen stars HILARY DUFF and JOJO at the America Rocks Today: A Call To Service concert in Washington DC, organised by Bush's twin daughters BARBARA and JENNA.

Christian groups are furious Bush would allow Kid Rock to be associated with him, due to his profanity-laden lyrics, and his infamous line in 2001 song YOU NEVER MET A MOTHERF**KER QUITE LIKE ME, sang, "I met the President when I was half-stoned."

In an earlier song in 1990, when the President's father GEORGE was in charge of the country alongside the elder BARBARA as First Lady, Kid Rock sang, "Pimp of the Nation, I could be it/ As a matter of fact, I forsee it/ But only pimpin 'hos with the big tush/ While you be left pimpin' Barbara Bush."

DONALD WILDMON, chairman of the AMERICAN FAMILY ASSOCIATION, fumes, "What in the world are these people thinking? This is the biggest slap in the face to the Christian conservatives. Where I come from, you talk about my mama like that, those are fightin' words. Shooting words.

[Rican1]

1. Is it wrong to want to pimp

Barbara Bush?

[Eric J in MN]

6. The point of the lyric is that he DOESN'T want to pimp

Barbara Bush.

Kid Rock is planning to pimp better-looking women, while Kid Rock's rivals are left to pimp Barbara Bush.

[pbartch]

22. HE SINGS X RATED SONGS!!! This Kid Rock is horrible

I find this really ugly. What kind of a message to our kids are we giving that his is okay? This singer is being welcome during the Bush Inauguration! And the final sentence to the article below is flabbergasting: "There's no greater defender of family values than President Bush."

Here’s a sample of some of his lyrics.

***WARNING*** THEY’RE EXPLICIT!

"Pimp of the Nation, I could be it
As a matter of a fact, I for see it
But only pimpin hoes with the big tush
WHILE YOU BE LEFT PIMPIN BARBARA BUSH
What's up granny
First name Annie
Dried up cunt and a saggin fanny
The highlight of your sex adventures
You wanna suck this take out your denchers
A show of life is all I'm givin
Old pimp young hoes is how I'm livin
But for now rap's the occupation
But watch one day I'll be Pimp Of The Nation"

KRT Wire | 01/07/2005 | Conservatives dismayed Kid Rock's reported inauguration concert

Posted on Fri, Jan. 07, 2005

Conservatives dismayed Kid Rock's reported inauguration concert

BY MAKI BECKER
New York Daily News

NEW YORK - (KRT) - Conservative Christians are flabbergasted about reports that raunchy rock-rapper Kid Rock will perform at a youth concert at the presidential inauguration.

"What in the world are these people thinking?" asked Donald Wildmon, chairman of the American Family Association in Tupelo, Miss. "This is the biggest slap in the face to the Christian conservatives."

Kid Rock reportedly will perform at America Rocks Today: A Call to Service, a multimedia concert.

Bush's daughter Barbara is the event's co-managing director. But Kid Rock doesn't exactly seem like her dad's kind of guy.

The almost-34-year-old Detroit bad boy is currently dating porn actress Jessie James, never goes anywhere without a pint of bourbon in his back pocket and rattles off X-rated lyrics that regularly earn his albums parental advisory warnings.

At the same time, he's a die-hard Republican and a big fan of Dubya. He put on a concert during last summer's Republican convention at the Manhattan nightclub Avalon, which the Bush twins attended.

But Kid Rock has a funny way of showing his support. In his 2001 song "You Never Met a Motherf---er Quite Like Me," he boasts, "I met the president when I was half-stoned."

<snip>

Inauguration planners seemed to be backpedaling Thursday about the event following a call from the New York Daily News. "Kid Rock has not been confirmed," insisted Tracey Schmitt, a spokeswoman from the Presidential Inaugural Committee. "But I can tell you Hilary Duff has been confirmed, as has JoJo."

Schmitt added, "There's no greater defender of family values than President Bush."

[Rican1]

43. It's called sarcasm

[dmkinsey]

8. Hmm

not much of a business plan

[freeplessinseattle]

11. damn it, now I have spaghetti on my keyboard!! LMAOF!! (nt)

[rox63]

2. Cool - Make the wingnuts squirm

I can't stand Kid Rock. But anything that makes the religious-right wingnuts fume is fine by me. :headbang:

[Goldeneye]

3. let the shit storms begin!

What were they thinking?

[coloradodem2005]

4. Bring it On.

Let it happen. I would be happy to see this happen to pis them off. If the Christian groups get mad over something as relatively small as this, then this does not bode well for the continued unholy alliance between the Fundies and the Neocons. :evilgrin:

[Maraya1969]

5. Don't use a swear word but it's OK to blow someone's head off.

DONALD WILDMON, chairman of the AMERICAN FAMILY ASSOCIATION, fumes, "What in the world are these people thinking? This is the biggest slap in the face to the Christian conservatives. Where I come from, you talk about my mama like that, those are fightin' words. Shooting words.

[frylock]

9. nice catch..

makes sense to me. After all, these are probably the same people who sported FREE IRAQ bumperstickers, and now want to turn the place to glass.

[delete_bush]

15. Wildmon couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag,

if you could even find him from hiding behind his mama's skirt. The only thing this right-wing chicken-shit hawk shoots off is his mouth.

[tanyev]

7. Ha-Ha!

<Nelson Muntz>

[JohnnyRingo]

10. I saw this coming....

Rrrright up the beltway.

Not only Kid Rock, but I expect outrage from "those that seated Buxh in office" every time they feel betrayed on "values".
Whatever the hell that is.

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

12. I don't get it! What are they complaining about?

He's a Bush supporter. If the Wonder Twins don't have a problem with Kid Rock wanting to pimp their grandmother, then why should conservatives?

[Telly Savalas]

29. Perhaps they're wondering why...

$40 million is being spent on the inauguration and they can't seem to afford someone that's talented.

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

34. Hey, I like Kid Rock.

Well...Yeah, I like him.

[quaoar]

13. I think this is a typo

his infamous line in 2001 song YOU NEVER MET A MOTHERF**KER QUITE LIKE ME, sang, "I met the President when I was half-stoned."

What Kid Rock actually said was "I met the president when he was half-stoned."

[slor]

14. I hope he brings his porn-star girlfriend...

too. I hope they get drunk and start an orgy, right on stage, with the crowd joining in. Finally, I hope that in a drunken rage, kid right-wing runt smacks the shit out of old "beautiful mind"/ugly face herself!

[graywarrior]

16. I hope he brings Hank Jr and they get real fucked up loaded

[proud patriot]

17. Goody Goody

:D

[Bouncy Ball]

18. HEY "CHRISTIAN" CONSERVATIVES!!

KID ROCK IS ALSO DATING A PORN STAR!!! JESSE JANE!!! AND HE'LL PROBABLY BRING HER!!!

Hee hee.

[Bouncy Ball]

21. Hey DUers this is fantastic!!!

I hope the bushies keep doing stuff like this!!! Maybe Kid Rock and his porn star girlfriend will bring a lot of roadies and groupies and everyone will get really smashed and start taking off their clothes.

HOOOOOO-EEEEEEEE. I love to see the religious right get their self-righteous, hypocritical collective panties in a wad!

[proud patriot]

28. I hope bush's base understand they were used and lied too

Kid rock is the perfect example of this

[pbartch]

24. I sent this information with the lyics to that song to all my conservative

friends.........20 people all getting these lyics.......how are they going to explain to ME ----their "nasty" liberal friend that Bush is ALL about family values???

***WARNING*** Here’s a sample of some of his lyrics….
THEY’RE EXPLICIT!

"Pimp of the Nation, I could be it
As a matter of a fact, I for see it
But only pimpin hoes with the big tush
WHILE YOU BE LEFT PIMPIN BARBARA BUSH
What's up granny
First name Annie
Dried up cunt and a saggin fanny
The highlight of your sex adventures
You wanna suck this take out your denchers
A show of life is all I'm givin
Old pimp young hoes is how I'm livin
But for now rap's the occupation
But watch one day I'll be Pimp Of The Nation"

[Bouncy Ball]

25. Denchers? Is that a word?

And how funny, sending that to all of them!

Did you include a picture of Jesse Jane? There are some, um, interesting ones on the net. Ahem.

[quaoar]

26. I'm thinking he means

Dentures

[tsuki]

19. Well, I guess the Xian Right needs to "GET OVER IT."

[iwantmycountryback]

Awwww, poor Jesus-freak conservatives

I'll try to withold a tear for them

[tjdee]

20. America Rocks Today features Hilary Duff, Jojo and Kid Rock?

Sad state of affairs for rock, really.
(Jojo is adorable and sweet and has a good voice, she needs the exposure and I don't begrudge her that. She's adorable.)

I'd love to know how many people turned the Bush twins down.

[Contrary1]

23. Watching them learn the truth is going to be so much fun...

"There's no greater defender of family values than President Bush."

[Endangered Specie]

27. Bush Twins and Kid Rock

Two peas in a pod.

[Geek_Girl]

30. I Hope Kid Rock Plays Wax the Booty (Warning Explicit Lyrics)

I think the Christian Right will Love that.


"Wax The Booty"



Seen a fly skinny on the avenue
My shades down hat flipped up knawin on a cashew.
Could not believe my eyes so I lifted up my shades
And this girl is starring at me as if she wanted to get layed.
Next the girl started steppin and she crossed the street
She walked to me and at that my knees got weak.
Then I snapped to realize that it was my duty to get
this freak and co-wax the booty.
Wax that booty co-wax the booty freaky freaky freak
with the nice size booty.
Wax that booty co-wax the booty I gotta freak freak
so I am going to wax her booty.
Heading for the crib I was reciting some rhymes
When the freak cut in and started telling of the times.
She wanted to rock me and these were no lies
And that is when I contracted the rise in my Levis.
Step into my crib she said the rise impressed her
So without delay I began to undress her.
Unstrapped her bra and whispered to her are you with me
She said yes so I grabbed them titties.
Next was the test to see if she was high rank
I dropped her panties and was sniffin I asked do u stank.
She said no you owe it to me that my shower soap is Gucci
So I dropped my boxers and headed for her coochie.
Headed fo her coochie.
Grease it down real good.
Headed for her coochie.
When I got to her coochie I looked close to see if
this girl had any types of signs of VD
She did not so I said to myself Oh goody
And I grabbed my dick and co-stuck in her puddy.
Started rocking this freak with my hands on her
Butt you should have seen in her booty I was tearin it up.
Next I whispered in her ear baby please turn over
And rocked her doggie style while I was calling her Rover.
Still tearin it up on her face was a grin
Holdin on to her waist pumping harder than sin.
But she was lovin it all and w/ her back in a arch
I busted my nut and she started to bark.
Now if you think the story is over just listen to this
I thought my mission was complete so I gave her a kiss.
Then I was searchin for a towel to clean off my dickie
Cuz it was kinda wet all bloody and sticky.
And to talk about gross heres something sicker than sick
The bitch dropped to her knees and licked the tip of my dick.
I started trippin cuz this was something I've never seen
The girl was more than a freak she was a sexual fiend.
And when I thought that was as sick as one girl could get
She stuck her finger in her booty and then she licked it.
Oh now this girl was much more to me than a freak
In my opinion she was plain nasty.
But never the less I completed my duty
I got this freak and co-waxed the booty.
Wax that booty co-wax the booty freaky freaky freak
with the nice size booty.
Wax that booty co-wax the booty I gotta freak freak
so I am going to wax her booty.
Too short dont stop.
Too short dont stop.
Too short dont stop the beat.
Hey yo short dog can I get a bitch.
Biiiiiiiitch.
Now if you like the booty come on fellas show it
This is your last verse to wax so why would you blow it.
And if the ladies if you are tired of a man on your fanny
Then fuck you go home and watch the tube with granny.
Cuz this is booty night non stop
With the #1 wax and me Kid Rock.
So lets get hyped cuz if I see you calm
I am gonna think that you are waxin w/ Rosie Palm.
I mean really how could you be so dumb
Just look at all the girls that are dying to get some.
Man, just dont be a wussy
And I'll gaurentee u could get a piece of pussy.
But to get it you have to realize
Dont brag to the freak about your dick size.
Man, thats not the way to win it
Cuz it is not the length of your wand its the magic in it.
Wax that booty co-wax the booty freaky freaky freak
with the nice size booty.
Wax that booty co-wax the booty I gotta freak freak
so I am going to wax her booty.

[bagimin]

31. How perfectly GOP! n/t

[K8-EEE]

33. THANK GOD FOR GOP FAMILY VALUES!

LOL!

[Skittles]

32. LOL

I don't care much for Kid Rock but he hasn't LIED OUR WAY INTO AN IMMORAL WAR. ASSHOLES.

[coloradodem2005]

35. He didn't lie his way into it.

He just supported the war with his so called patriotism telling people that if they don't support the war. He is a motherfucker of the highest order.

[buddysmellgood]

36. The morans were trying to find an Eminem. Who wants Kid Rock?

I wouldn't want Kid Rock at a Dem inauguration.
Unbelievable.
But this is what it will take. Bit by bit and not so bitty, religious, environmental and civil rights issues that piss off Republicans. When the soft Republicans turn, the pressure is upon the congress. When the pressure is upon the congress, we can impeach Bush.

[orpupilofnature57]

37. They'd have Justin, expose Janet's breast again if they could.

[Pepperbelly]

38. Kid Rock sux the ass musically.

I wouldn't go to one of his shows if I won the tickets and had to show up to collect a hundred buscks.

[spanone]

39. Kid Rock is a dumbass redneck. Bush* deserves him.

[peekaloo]

40. Maybe he'll get baptized......looks like he needs a bath.

[sepia_steel]

41. Funniest thing ever.

Maybe Kid Rock would get shot DURING teh ball for spoutin' off those 'shootin' words'.

Wuhdn't thayat bay a hootn'a holler????

Fucking morons.

[hatrack]

42. Well, guys, now you know

You've been used, and now you're going to be discarded like a used condom by an administration that doesn't give a shit about "moral values".

Surprise, and welcome to the club.