Why didn't Kerry advise me about using bleach in my laundry yesterday?

[zulchzulu]

I thought Kerry was going to be a REAL leader and personally telephone, fax or email me to tell me that using bleach in my laundry was going to cause problems.

Now all I have are tie-died blue business shirts! The bastard!

I've heard that people like Cahill didn't want to tell people like me that using bleach in the laundry WOULD cause at least some streaking or other irregularities. I bet Schrum told her that if she mentioned it, perhaps they would be seen as upsetting the garment and laundry industry. I know there were other candidates in the primaries who were not taking money from these hygenic corporatists...maybe they would have won and saved the day.

Uniform Service, Convention and Event Service, Linen Service or Wedding Service are big evil corporate industries that use bleach at some point in their process of cleaning up their inventory. Suedes, leathers, satins, vinyls, silks, polyurethanes and cottons (even hemp) are susceptible to color loss, shrinkage or damage to inferior dyes or weak or tender fabrics or fasteners due to bleach abuse.

Why in God's Name didn't Kerry at least address this issue when he was campaigning for President? Bush would have!

[Webster Green]

1. What a traitor!

I can't believe it!:P

[marcologico]

2. LMAO n/t

[pamela]

3. It's a Skull and Bones plot.

:evilgrin:

[Goldeneye]

4. I think he wrote us a letter about this after the primaries.

[ebayfool]

5. You lil devil, zulchzulu. n/t

[Vektor]

6. He's a sell out!!

He threw the elections, and now this.
Waaaaah!

[MissBrooks]

7. Are you sure?

I thought it was Bush's fault!

[Vektor]

10. It is.

We're practicing the fine art of sarcasm.
Bush blows. You and I both know that right?
;-)
You, of course, aren't suggesting you LIKE Bush!
Because no one here does.

[Rowdyboy]

8. The DLC controls the clothing/fashion industry and they don't want you to

know about the dangers of bleach! Fascist bastards!

[thoughtanarchist]

9. you thought he had your back...

and then he sticks a knife in it!
(ruining another shirt!)

:crazy:

shameful. just shameful

[NYCGirl]

11. He was waiting for Conyers or Barbara Boxer to do it.

:evilgrin:

[Vektor]

12. Well, darn, I didn't hear from them either.

They must all be in on it!!

[Cheswick2.0]

13. He was waiting for Howard Dean to test the laundry routine first

to see how it played in Nashua.

[Vektor]

16. Knowing full well...

That despite what Kerry did in the end...Dean's supporters would be right there to crucify him!

Even if the bleach idea turned out to be brilliant after all.

Oh, those wily, wily Democrats.

[Cheswick2.0]

14. Because he was out of the country on laundry day

[InvisibleBallots]

15. Yes, the fact that Kerry rolled over and didn't say a word about the

fake voting machines is just a trivial as your laundry.

[Vektor]

18. The laundry part was a satire...

..pointing out how ludicrous it is that so many people come unglued when prominent politicians do not cater to their own private reality with laser beam precision.

And sadly, it's SO true.

[marcologico]

20. That would really win red states. "Help, he's going to steal my votes!"

They would have lined up right behind him.

[Vektor]

17. Isn't it sad....

How some people can't take a joke?
"WHAT ABOUT MY PAIN!!!!!!!!"

[AgadorSparticus]

19. because he was too busy windsurfing....

[sandnsea]

21. Bleached cotton, environmental hazard

The bastard. Can't even stand up for cotton.

[paulk]

22. that does it!

CYA Kerry - only thinking about his OWN laundry!

I'm registering Green!

I'm forming my OWN party!