First, they pretended people were
"attacking B* for attacking the terrorists." The public looked up from their patriotic stupor and said, "That's not right. We should attack the terrorists." (In fact, the issue was that he was NOT attacking the terrorists, as General Clark said.)
Then, they pretended people here and abroad were critical of him for being such a
tough, fearless, macho cowboy warrior. The public put down the duct tape and plastic sheeting long enough to say, "That's not right. We need a tough guy to protect us!" (In fact, the issue is that he is an embarrassing idiot.)
Lately, they like to pretend the pious preznit is
attacked for being the very model of a devout Christian. The public turned their attention from Desperate Housewives long enough to say, "That's not right. There's nothing wrong with being Christian." (In fact, the issue is separation of church and state, contrary to Scarborough's nightly rants implying John Kerry is an atheist and Bush is the first president in history to attend church.)
And now, they like to pretend his
straightforward simian speaking style, using phrases like "dead or alive," may have led to unintended consequences and misunderstandings. The public stopped fretting over Brad and Jen's breakup long enough to say, "That's not right. Of course we need to hunt down Bin Laden or Saddam or Alladin or whoever." (In fact, the issue had to do with words like "crusade" and "axis of evil," as well as the much-misunderstood bombings and tortures.)
The AP is now even writing
articles that sum the whole thing up.
Edited to add this picture as an illustration...