Uh oh...Rice names SEVEN "Outposts of Tyrrany"...shock & awe time?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

I'd feel more comfortable if she named seven Outback Steak Houses...



http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,144677,00.html

Rice also said there remain "outposts of tyranny" in the world that require close attention, citing North Korea, Iran, Cuba, Belarus, Zimbabwe and Myanmar, also known as Burma.

"We must remain united in insisting that Iran and North Korea abandon their nuclear weapons ambitions and choose instead the path of peace," she added.

:scared:

[RobertSeattle]

1. Oh brother

Nevermind Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Egypt, and the Tom Delay's office.

[rodeodance]

6. te he,

[smirkymonkey]

2. She forgot to include the United States.

[meow2u3]

22. Do you mean "Compound W"?

Formerly known as the White House?

[Deb]

32. lol, I needed that. n/t

[Spazito]

3. Hmmm, guess 'outposts of tyranny' is replacing 'Axis of Evil'...

as the new neocon talking point. Same shit, different spelling.

[Wickerman]

4. 9 by my count

Washington DC and Crawford TX

[sui generis]

5. Condi & Alfred P Neumann - separated at birth?

[rodeodance]

7. do outposts replace the 3 axix of evil?

[Supersedeas]

46. its the axis of outposts now....We have always been at war with EurAsia

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

15. Check this out.

All thst fucking money. Can't she afford a dentist?

[sueh]

30. Oooo, thanks for posting this picture.

It will be one of many plastered on the outside of my "Bush Box".

[yellowcanine]

8. How about Russia? Indonesia?

[dansolo]

9. What about Pakistan's support of terrorism?

If you want to talk about state-sponsered terrorism, shouldn't Pakistan be at the top of the list? I almost wish that Musharref would be overthrown so we could stop being in denial about who our real enemies are.

[saltpoint]

10. Outposts of Tyranny?

It sounds like the name of a cantina in a Burroughs novel.

[ixion]

11. oh please

We need to start on the path to peace right here, before suggesting this to others.

And by peace, I don't mean bombing the daylights out of people who don't kiss our a** and turn over their resources.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

12. I prefer the term "Locations of Malevolence". n/t

[hatrack]

14. How about "Monasteries of Malignity"?

"Castles of Creepiness"?

"Dungeons of Darkness"?

"Office Parks of Awfulness"?

"EvilRUs"?

"Eldricht Acres"?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

21. How about

Districts of Depravity. or DD

Regions of Villiany

[BlueEyedSon]

24. Provinces of churlishness!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

27. What are you, some kind book readin' guy or sumthin'? n/t

[FubarFly]

43. Bailiwicks of boorishness!

Regions of reprehensible ruffians!!

Geographic gardens of grotesque godlessness!!!

Ooh, this is fun. :bounce:

[Jazzgirl]

45. Areas of Ingratitude??!!??

nt

[BlueEyedSon]

13. Wait til she gets to the 38 "campgrounds of nastiness"!

Or was that "homesteads of impertinence"....?

[hatrack]

16. To say nothing of the notorious "Porta-potties of Pain"! nt

.

[BlueEyedSon]

17. Is it me, or is the Bushco admin becoming a satire of ITSELF?

[hatrack]

19. It's not just you

You couldn't make this shit up if you tried. I don't even think the staff of The Onion could come close.

[ladjf]

23. Don't worry about them. One grenade per potty should do it.

Then it will be "Job finished".

[Mist]

51. Or, for those who find "My Pet Goat" an enthralling read

"Bad countries with bad people who want to do bad things."


Part of that is an actual quote from Condiliesa from quite early in today's hearing. She referred to "bad people who want to do bad things." It really shows how much she has to dumb down to talk to *.

[phantomvotes]

20. What about

ISRAEL and their Nukes?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

31. Localities of Malignitude.

Wait, is that even a word?

[txaslftist]

35. Foci of Flatulence

[Malva Zebrina]

18. Let's see, seven 'outposts of tyranny

and 100,000 murdered civilians a clip that oughta add up to 700,000 murdered civilians. Be proud Ms. Condiliar. Be very proud, and if they challenge your integrity as you prance around the world as George Bush's wife--err, I mean SOS, be sure not to act like a dumb cluck, bimbo of a persecuted female and cry in their face. They got your number now as they watched you on the teevee doing that sam thing when challenged. We don't need no whiney,pity party dudes representing us all over the world bringing chaoes, destruction, murder and mayhem and starting a world war for the glory and honor of an insane man whose only concern is what the response to a catastrophe like never seen, is to consider the talking points to boost up your husband--err, boss.

[Acryliccalico]

28. Kick n/t

[madrchsod]

25. as far as i know

n korea,iran,cuba,belarus are not engaged in any warfare either in their country or others. in my way of thinking they are peaceful, but i`m delusional....

[sarcasmo]

26. Cuba has found oil so they are for certain an outpost of tyranny

These idiots will not quit until the Earth is scorched.

[Cell Whitman]

29. aaaahhhh, 'outposts of tyranny' has kind of a WW3 ring to it.

"outposts" gives it that wild west flair and "tyranny" is something any red blooded pod person would stand against. "Tyranny!" break out a few more flags!!!

This may be the one they've been searching for to smooth the ride to using nukes.

Old West, tyranny... I bet Luntz had to supply towels to wipe the foam off the folks in the focus group's mouths when he first tried it on them.

"outposts of tyranny"

damb.

[underpants]

33. Well..........at least she LOOKS like she knows what she is talking about

Secretary of State-designate Condoleezza Rice (news - web sites) answers questions from Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites), D-Mass., during her confirmation hearing before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington Tuesday, Jan. 18, 2005. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

[semillama]

34. I think I played that Module in High School

Module L7, "Outposts Of Tyranny".

It was set in a desolate wilderness, with the ruins of a once-proud city on a hill that was to be explored. It was ruled by an evil wizard and his henchmen, a real den of bandits . . . I even recall that one character up there, an Orc Preistess of Gnaar'Baal. Lots of hit points, nasty breath weapon though.

[BlueEyedSon]

36. You don't think that they think it's all a D&D game?

[txaslftist]

37. You are majorly showing your geekhood.

And it wasn't L-7, it was L9.3A, and she was a Drow Priestess of Lolth with a poison sting. Careful, Gary Gygax is watching.

[Delphinus]

38. No!

She said "We must remain united in insisting that Iran and North Korea abandon their nuclear weapons ambitions and choose instead the path of peace," she added.

I say they'd better not abandon their weapons until we do.

[aden_nak]

40. Why should they? They've seen what we do to nations with NO WMDs.

[AntiCoup2K4]

39. Seven outposts of tyranny? OK, let's see....

The White House
Uncle Dick's undisclosed bunker
Kennebunkport
The Crawford Pig Farm

I'm only counting 4. Where are the other 3?

[FubarFly]

48. Air Force One

Camp David

and, hmm...1 more.

[killbotfactory]

41. Saudi Arabia? There the good guys! Out post of freedom lovers.

What bullshit.

[trezic]

42. Belarus?

Belarus and not Russia? If you're not willing to deal with the real problem, why bother mentioning it?

[Ms. Clio]

44. What about Kazakhstan?

Or doesn't boiling people alive rate a mention in the Big Book of Tyranny?

[Fleshdancer]

47. so what is her husb...er, Bush going to do about it?

Cuba? What the hell has Cuba done lately to get back on our shit list??

[txaslftist]

49. They went looking for oil and found it...

what else?

[Fleshdancer]

50. duh. can't believe that didn't cross my mind, lol n/t

[XemaSab]

52. Sounds like...

...someone's been reading Lemony Snicket instead of protecting the nation.

She has the exact same facial expressions during this hearing as my siamese when we give her a bath.

[BlueEyedSon]

54. More like a Himalayan/Persian to me....

:)

[Borgnine]

53. Dude.

And to think she might be slamming Bush.

Think about that visual.

Vomited yet? Me too.

[quaoar]

55. She failed to mention Uzbekistan

Where the president has established a cult of personality and brutally represses dissent. But they allow us to use military bases so they are freedom-loving allies.

And how about Nigeria, which allows adultresses to be stoned and is widely considered the most corrupt nation on the planet?

And I see that Libya didn't make the list. Libya's been our pal ever since they decided to worship Bush. I guess Khadafy will be holding democratic elections any day now.

Why isn't Sudan on that list? Genocide doesn't count, I suppose.

Rice also said there remain "outposts of tyranny" in the world that require close attention, citing North Korea, Iran, Cuba, Belarus, Zimbabwe and Myanmar, also known as Burma.

I agree with those six, but what is her seventh?