Are you going to watch Chimp's oath and speech tomorrow?

[Sparkly]

Poll question: Are you going to watch Chimp's oath and speech tomorrow?

Will you watch Chimp taking the oath and/or reading his speech tomorrow?
Why or why not?

[GRLMGC]

1. No

I'll have an aneurysm. I don't even want to think about it

[Ganja Ninja]

2. I plan to start drinking early. n/t

[Arkana]

3. No

I wouldn't waste brainpower watching that man/chimp defile the office of President again.

[AG78]

4. Yes

With "Imperial March" blaring in the background. It's been done, and it's not as funny as it used to be...but this ain't about funny anymore.

[Crankie Avalon]

5. No...

...I work for a living. I'll be too busy malingering on my computer to be malingering watching television.

[Democracy Died]

6. I just fucking hope that the MSM notices their ratings

when the Fucking Imp gets coronated. 0.01% viewer ratings (adjusted for stupid freepers)

[LiberalinNC]

7. I don't feel like throwing up all day!

[zann725]

35. Just the MENTION of it, makes me absolutely nauseous!

We don't call 'em "Pukes" for nothing!

[feminazi]

8. hell no!!

*

[Sparkle]

9. Hell no!

[LosinIt]

10. No, I have already rented 6 DVDs for the day

I am recovering from back surgery and am stuck home. I figured that the all day blowjob on TV would force me to take a hostage so I will be having my own little film festival. Little video rental store in town has $1 rentals on Wednesdays, it was timed perfectly. Can get drunk, but these meds I'm on (oxycontin, neurontin, and a muscle relaxer) have me just floating along on the River Mellow.

[saltpoint]

11. Won't watch it.

If the History Channel has something good on, I'll watch that instead.

Or may go see a film.

[uppityperson]

12. Yes.

Otherwise I'll have to watch it later on news coverage and listen to their blather. Then I'll go pick some scabs, dip my scrapes in vinegar and rub salt into them.

[gratuitous]

13. No, but I'll be speaking a few oaths myself

Me and Stupidhead have something in common! Except that I'll mean mine.

[hatrack]

14. No, if I want to watch trained chimps, I'll rent a Tarzan movie nt

.

[tanyev]

15. No, but I plan to watch Triumph of the Will

on DVD. Should be pretty much the same.

[ernstbass]

16. Media blackout at my home tomorrow.

[theresistance]

17. I'm not in the US but I'm sure the MSM networks here

will feature prominently in their news the word hole on his stupid face uttering noises...My only interest will be how large the protests are.

[utahgirl]

18. No

The sight of him makes me ill. I'm in mourning tomorrow.

utahgirl

[genius]

19. Tomorrow, I'll be watching some patriots speak about kicking him out.

[NoPasaran]

20. I'd love to, but

Thursday's my day for putting my hand on a hot stove.

[mvd]

21. No, except..

I might sneak a peek to see the protestors - IF the corporate media will show them.

[Tracer]

22. Not a chance.

Before I'd watch that blithering nincompoop, I'd have to be bound and gagged, with my eyelids propped open with toothpicks.

[Qanisqineq]

23. I'd rather poke needles into my eyes and eardrums

[Love Bug]

24. Not just no, but hell no

I'll be at work anyway. I plan to avoid all media tomorrow.

[tyedyeto]

25. No, I'll be at work and

even if I didn't have to work, I wouldn't watch...wouldn't want a good tv ruined by a brick thru it.

[consciousobjector]

26. No, tomorrow I'll be fasting

I plan to spend the day dancing to Niabingi drums and chanting down the system! (no guns, no bayonets, strictly telepathic...mash it!)

"Guiltiness, pressed on their conscious,
They would do anything to materialize their every wish...but wait,
Woe to the downpresser, they eat the bread of sorrow
Woe to the downpresser, they eat the bread of sad tomorrow"

[DaveinMD]

27. Bartlett is my President

and will be until Santos is sworn in.

[HarrietBrown]

28. Agreed!

[Vinca]

29. Does the new giant plane have new giant barf bags?

Cause that's what I'd need if I watched Dubya's swearing in and speech. I plan to check the tube periodically for coverage of any demonstrations . . . as if the media will acknowledge 1,000 coffins and a few hundred thousand demonstrators.

[donheld]

30. Not even a slim chance

[LittleClarkie]

31. I work tomorrow night

Mercifully.

[pstans]

32. Not going to watch Chimpy

But I will watch to see if they show any of the protests.

[Mz Pip]

33. Not in this house

We've Tivoed a bunch of movies, CSI reruns and will probably get something from Netflix.

I can always do the Fitness on Demand workouts if I get the urge to peak.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Uzybone]

34. No, to me this is day one

of our official police state. We will probably see a big terror attack in the next few months. Then the snipers on the roofs and metal detectors everywhere will no longer be reserved for inaugurals.

[Cha]

36. I voted "Shit No" but it would be

really nice to go to New Orleans to the Democracy Died Jazz Festival~!

snip~
”A WAKE FOR PEACE” JAZZ FUNERAL FOR DEMOCRACY NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA JANUARY 20, 2005 @ 11:00 A.M.
WHAT: Traditional New Orleans jazz funeral entitled “A Wake for Peace”: Jazz Funeral for Democracy timed to coincide with the inauguration of George W. Bush. Street theater encouraged. March, rally and inaugural ball featuring local New Orleans musicians.



More at..
http://www.allaboutjazz.com/php/news.php?id=4882

[DemBones DemBones]

37. It's No Shopping/ No TV Day for us!

What if they gave a coronation and nobody watched???

[proudbluestater]

38. I'll be watching Democracy Now cover the Counter Inaugural!

[Erika]

39. No way. I can't stand the *, his family, or his cohorts. n/t

[driver8]

40. No freakin' way -- the shrub makes me sick to my stomach. n/t

[Voltaire]

41. I'll be out protesting in the PM

On the way home I am going to pick up some beer and movies and call it a night.

[elshiva]

42. Yes

Just cos its history. Not like he's really president or anything, but I want to watch what he'll do. Good to pay attention to his words and see how much he flip-flops (oh, the burning irony) on them later.

[Blue_in_VA]

43. Can't and won't. The mere sight of him makes me physically ill.

Didn't watch the first one either.

[Bill219]

44. nope...

I plan on only watching the Daily Show tomorrow night for any sort of coverage

[BurtWorm]

45. What for?

Why would anyone waste a second on that empty "spectacle?" :wtf:

[AntiCoup2K4]

46. I'm going to work like any other Thursday (wearing black, of course)

And the only reason I will have my TV on, even after work, is if I somehow find out (probably from DU) that something worth watching happenned at the chimp and pony show :evilgrin:

[ailsagirl]

47. You've GOT to be kidding!!!

[juslikagrzly]

48. No way

I'll be attending our own little protest rally we planned for our small red state city!

[sundancekid]

49. hell no! to PPP (pathetic potus puke) Day - no $ and all black wear

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

50. Projectile vomiting is so exhausting

and I just don't think I have the energy... Although I might tune in briefly (leaving the sound off because I can't stand the sound of his phony-Texan voice) in order that I may moon WeeCowboy through my teevee.

[jojo54]

51. A post earlier from "Democracy Died"....

says that he/she hopes the MSM see their ratings (llooooooowww, I hope) but beings that * owns most of them, they'll LIE!

[Gloria]

52. My new food processor arrived tonight, so I'm baking bread...

unless my RW mother has the TV on in the living room...Then, I will wait til it's over. I bake bread to calm myself down and if that is going on, I won't be calm...

[memory]

53. NO WAY

I actually feel physically ill when I hear the man speak. I have to mute the tv or change it if he is going to be on for more than a few seconds. Even that smirk of his is just like running your nails on a chalkboard. It is painful.

I cannot believe this man is going to be our president....again.:-(

[newyawker99]

55. Hi memory!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[VOX]

54. I'll be straightening out my sock drawer...

So The Chimp Show will have to go on without this viewer. :grr: