Don't be eye-balling the president!

[feistydem]

<snip>

"According to some reports, parade performers have even been ordered not to look directly at Bush or make any sudden movements while passing his reviewing stand.

And yet, the Washington Post reports this week that a government internal memo states 'there is no credible information indicating that domestic or international terrorist groups are targeting the inauguration.'"

http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/news/local/10678137.htm?1c

</snip>

...And so goes the Whacky World of GW Bush!

[WildEyedLiberal]

1. He's like the emperors of old

To come into any contact with royalty merited a penalty of death.

All hail King George, American Emporer... laudate!

[feistydem]

2. they make him sound like a rabid animal...

and DON'T put your fingers in his cage!

[WildEyedLiberal]

3. Please do not feed the chimp

But can we throw things at him?

[feistydem]

4. like a pipe wrench, maybe?

[WildEyedLiberal]

5. Or billiards balls

Those would hurt.

I would suggest something else, but it would get this thread locked in a hurry.

[Withywindle]

6. It's not like I would WANT to look at him...

...but there's something about being told you CAN'T look at something that makes it almost impossible not to.

[American Tragedy]

7. Yeah, I know. It's a good thing I decided not to attend the inauguration.

Every single damned time somebody says something like, "Don't look behind you," my first overwhelming instinct is to turn and look.