The new Stepford line is unveiled at the Star and Stripes Ball

[underpants]

Ball attendees listen to U.S. President George W. Bush (news - web sites) speak at the Stars and Stripes Inaugural Ball in Washington January 20, 2005. Bush was sworn in for his second term in office earlier in the day. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque REUTERS

[Arkana]

1. And they've ALL had their frontal lobes removed.

Remarkable, isn't it?

[whistle]

9. What is remarkable is how much alike they all look, are they....

...part of the Osmond family or what? Then you put the Bush twin girls next to one another and they have no physical resemblance to one another at all.

[RobertSeattle]

2. I'm sure they are all conservative VIRGINs too.

:evilgrin:

[fryguy]

3. ROFL, n/t

[Darkhawk32]

4. If I wasn't married, I'd love to find out....

:evilgrin:

[underpants]

5. Which one? Can you please describe her?

Please be as specific as possible noticing the remarkable differences in each. :eyes:

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[MsTryska]

12. what are you on about? nt

nt

[RobertSeattle]

17. Dems aren't the ones PREACHING virginity and abstinence

But just to remind you
Rush Limbaugh - Married 3 times, working on 4th
Newt Gingrich - the stories abound
Henry Hyde - "Youthful Indescretions" my Arse.

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[RobertSeattle]

28. Sounds like something Limbaugh or Hannity would say

Where's a url proving your claim?

On edit:

I see you are selectively using facts. Some Planned Parenthood condoms were worse than others, some were better than others.

http://www.infozine.com/news/stories/op/storiesView/sid/5253/

Response from Planned ParentHood:
http://www.plannedparenthood.com/pp2/portal/files/portal/media/pressreleases/stmt-050104-statement-condoms.xml

[thebigidea]

29. because you're supposed to put them on your johnson...

... not make whimsical balloon animals out of them before 3 minute missionary position boredom.

Do try and read the instructions next time.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

31. HEY YOU'RE BACK!!!

I've missed you!

[thebigidea]

32. hey, it was my first campaign...

I had to borrow hunter thompson's decompression chamber for a while, crank out some non-political sketch comedy stuff to cleanse the palatte.

Back to kicking metaphorical Bush teeth in!

[crispini]

36. Tombstoned already?

Better luck next time, buh bye. :hi:

[coffeenap]

6. That is what sororities have always looked like (sorry if i offend) n/t

[MsTryska]

13. wrong. sororities have always been blonde, silly. nt

nt

[prolesunited]

37. Actually, brown is the new blonde

It's all the rage now to dye your hair brown, or so I've heard

[Kurovski]

7. They all appear to be dreaming

of becoming the Republican Monica.

[MsTryska]

14. they all have monica hair don't they?

very strange.

[sportndandy]

8. um, aren't those "escorts?"

and high $$ at that...

[fryguy]

11. or Hill interns n/t

[papau]

15. I think I see a credit card machine being held behind the back of one!

Not that those ladies and their credit card machines were out of site in NY in the "best" hotels during the GOP convention LOL

:-)

:toast:

:-)

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[SammyWinstonJack]

20. Speaking of yourself? n/t

[papau]

23. Sorry - I do not think you have seen the "HO' line-up at the hotels

Beautiful girls in beautiful gowns - carrying credit card machines!

LOL

:toast:

I am past that point in life - The point where I suggest I will pay for a drink for someone whom I do not know - also the point where chasing "action" - or looking at others chasing "action" - is of interest.

I was in DC last year at the Kennedy Center and waiting for a cab to return and noticed a Bush appointee having a fight with a young thing who did not want to call it a night, saying he was cheating on her by going home early to his wife.

You have got to love DC under the GOP! During the Reagan years and the Bush years the city has "special" moral values! LOL

Not that Sin and Sex do not happen during a Dem administration - it just seems 10 times more popular - and 100 times more obvious - during a conservative moral values GOP presidential tenure!

:-)

at least in my opinion!

:-)

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[CottonBear]

16. Look: they have to stand behind barricades too!

They can't be trusted to be too close to *.

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[underpants]

21. Nothing to smile about but then they know that

Them is "readers" 'n' all

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[Bridget Burke]

25. We're awaiting a witty response from YOU!

Work fast....

[Willy Lee]

33. That didn't take long!

[MsTryska]

26. *snicker*

[paineinthearse]

30. What escort agency do they work for?

[RogueTrooper]

34. They will all be FOX news presenters when they grow up

[Sugarcoated]

35. They all look like Ashlee Simpson

Weird.