Jeb's Wife

[donsu]

http://www.buzzflash.com/mailbag/05/01/mai05016.html

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Subject: Jeb's wife

So, Jeb wasn’t seen too much meeting all the grief-stricken victims of the tsunamis recently, but today did anyone see his wife during all those photos ops? Maybe I just missed her, but surely they wouldn't let that go by. I heard on MSNBC that the Bush family had 130 family members there. Well, where were all the pictures of them? Where were Jeb's wife, his kids, his daughter, you know the drug addict? They at least let Mary Cheney hold the Bible while her dad was sworn in as VP of the USA, but where was her long-time partner standing beside her? By the way, where was Neil Bush and his new wife? We are all being so duped…and they laugh.

Betsy
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I didn't watch - where they there?

[democrat in Tallahassee]

1. Jeb's wife is never near him; she doesn't even live in Tallahassee

rumor is that someone other female whose name is Cynthia Harrison is shall we say a very frequent visitor at the governor's mansion

[AntiCoup2K4]

5. Maybe Jeb's wife is running the other family business?

You know, the agricultural imports from Colombia.

[rzemanfl]

12. Ms. Harrison could be very useful if Jeb tries to run in 2008.

Can you post more about her? Is she state employee, lobbyist or anything juicy like that?

[Orangepeel]

14. Cynthia Henderson

former playboy bunny, current state employee

http://www.guardian.co.uk/netnotes/article/0,6729,491360,00.html

[rzemanfl]

24. The Bushes pull so much crap that it is impossible to stay on

top of it all. If she is head of DMS then Jeb probably appointed her to the job. DMS is outsourcing (badly) like mad.

Florida is just amazing, a few years back there was some guy in the legislature paying $55,000 a year to an ex-Hooter's waitress who had an associates degree, essentially to schedule his appointments with lobbyists.

[morningglory]

29. I have a friend who has a friend, very big in Repug politics in FL

and she is the kind of person who absolutely can not keep her big mouth shut. Well, she told our mutual friend that is is a known fact that Jeb has been having an affair. This was told to me in 2002.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

2. I didn't watch, either

But I suspect Jeb's wife was back at the White House, stealing towels and sheets and stuff like that.

The druggie daughter was probably looking for Auntie Pickles' stash of Xanax (that's the kid's drug of choice).

Neil was probably sitting in his room, waiting for three Thai whores to knock on the door and surprise him. His new wife was somewhere else, no doubt, having figured out that she made a big mistake divorcing her first husband.

[Miami Liberal]

4. LMAO!

Auntie Pickles' stash of Xanax.

edited for typo.

[denese]

3. Jeb's wife

Don't expect to see her paraded around much.
She doesn't exactly have a command of the English language.
Trust me, the less you see of her, the better.
Denese

[senseandsensibility]

7. Better for who?

It sounds like it might "work for us." This whole thing about English will show the repukes hypocrisy big time. Teresa was too foreign, but suddenly, Jeb's wife accent will be charming.x(

[GRLMGC]

8. Okay, this pisses me off

So what if someone has a fucking accent? When you learn the language later, its not the easiest thing to get rid of your accent. If you can understand what the person is saying, so what? I remember reading some Republican woman saying that Teresa wasn't qualified to be first lady because she didn't speak perfect accent free English. Chimpy can't even speak English! It's such bullshit

[rzemanfl]

25. Columba apparently speaks English well enough to say:

"I have nothing to declare."

[GRLMGC]

26. Well yeah

I wasn't defending her honor, since she has none. It just pisses me off when people belittle someone for having an accent

[rzemanfl]

11. That would explain why Jeb speaks Spanish so well. During the

hurricanes last year he always did his announcements in both languages.

Jeb probably got her as part of an oil deal.

[donsu]

18. you may be on to something - that she was part of oil deal

stranger things have happened

[Orangepeel]

22. the story is, they met when he was an exchange student in Mexico

I think she was probably his one little bit of rebellion against the family.

[GRLMGC]

27. Imagine how happy they must have been

A Mexican wife! How could they possibly explain her to their friends?

[ChiciB1]

23. I'll Second That... But Haven't There Been

Rumors about other females in his life? I'm in Florida and sightings of "wifey" are about as rare as UFOs.

I don't think she EVER moved into the Governor's Mansion, but I could be wrong. But make no mistake, he used her Spanish background while campaigning for Gov.

He's getting a little "paunchy" too! Not that I discriminate, but there are those who have said he was the best looking of the boys!

Geez, just thinking about THAT family makes me want to:puke: :puke: :puke:

[jdots]

6. It's family values ( an important selling tool)

The Bush family is more of a sick cult than a family.They should all share a cell with Manson.

[rzemanfl]

9. She was probably in Paris buying shit, so that she could try to

sneak it through customs. Again.

[GRLMGC]

10. God, are all the Bush wives fucked up?

Sure seems like it. Let me include all the Bushes in that

[DemBones DemBones]

13. I was just wondering the other day how they would

bring her into the picture if they really do push Jeb for prez in 2008. I don't think I've ever seen a photo of her.

And how will they deal with her arrest for smuggling? It's not as far in the past as Laura's auto accident that killed her former boyfriend, a story they've kept out of the consciousness of most of the public. Of course, in most cases, what is called the public consciousness would be better named the public semi-consciousness. I suppose it could be worse. At least they all know who Laci Peterson was. :eyes:

[Miami Liberal]

19. ****Warning: Graphic Picture*****

Here's Jebby's wife, Columba. Looks like she had a rough night of smuggling luxurious goods from Paris.

[noamnety]

33. busted for smuggling

added to Jeb's demopedia page. :)

[canichelouis]

15. I saw Jeb on some newsreel

with a very short woman by his side. I wondered if that was her, and if so, why I never knew she was so tiny. Like elbow hieght!

[DoYouEverWonder]

21. Jeb is very tall

about 6' 2" to 6' 4", (I've met him in person) and Columbia is very short.

[Orangepeel]

16. She was there. I saw her next to him in a parade picture.

but you are right. no press about it.

[fooj]

28. I saw her, too- tiny little thing, she is...

not much mention of her, though!

[Quakerfriend]

17. This is a great thread! LOL!

Jeb's wife was there. She is very tiny!

But, I didn't see any sign of P. (their son). Have they been hiding him since his arrest outside a dorm for trying to climb in some girls window?

[Contrary1]

20. I don't understand why you think any of this matters.

After all...

(working feverishly to get the proper expression of reverence on my face as I type this)


The last name is Bush.

***Edited to add more crowns.

[Name removed]

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[Riding this Donkey]

31. Does anyone have a link to picture of the bunny? n/t

[kskiska]

32. I saw them dancing together at one of the balls on TV

It was pretty funny because he looked like Frankenstein's monster with that big head and she was at least a foot shorter.

I also saw George P. being interviewed.