Transcript of John Ashcroft's Retirement

[iamjoy]

I saw a clip on The Daily Show and he was saying something about his wife being late and missing speeches and how God must have sent the ice storm so she wouldn't have to hear all of those speeches.

And didn't like people DIE in these storms? And I'm thinking God killed a couple dozen people so Mrs. Ashcroft wouldn't have to hear a speech?

I want to nominate him for conservative Idiots, but need a link to a credible source.

[tuvor]

1. Does this help?

In his resignation letter he wrote, " The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved."

And then a couple of days ago he was talking about how nuclear threats are the biggest concern.

[iamjoy]

2. Not Really

I'm looking for a website where they have either a transcript or video clip. I checked The Comedy Central site, they don't have it. I've tried the Google search, the Yahoo search & even going to the DOJ site. No luck.