Looking for link to SotU Bingo Cards

[Wickerman]

Somewhere, out there, someone has selected Bush phrases generated on printable Bingo cards. These were prepared for the State of the Union.

I can't find the link that someone posted about a week ago. Googling didn't help. Anyone have that link?

Someone did the same during the debates and it was a wonderful to involve my kids. We sat around and played the game, discussing the issues and what the phrases meant versus what they actually said - it was great discussion - plus it almost makes something like the travesty we will surely witness tonight nearly bearable to watch.

thanks in advance.

[CO Liberal]

1. From Buzzflash.com

SOTU +++BINGO+++

Create a grid of 25 boxes (5 across, 5 down) on a sheet of paper.
Write "9/11" in the center box. Then choose and scramble 24 more words, phrases or names, (from the list below) to fill in the remaining boxes.

bracero
impeachment
anthrax
fraud
racketeering
chemical/biological
drunk
draft-dodging
coke-fiend
funeral-gate

affirmative action
WMDs
paper ballots
yellow cake
war crimes
wounded/dying soldiers
the UN
Halliburton (or any division of)
BCCI
Project for The New American Century
Arbusto

Dick Cheney
bin Laden
Ken Lay or Enron
Valerie Plame
Paul O'Neill
Christine Todd Whitman
Karen Hughes
Colin Powell
Al Gore
(any Dem running for POTUS)
(anyone named Clinton)
Teresa Chambers

Oilboy will be reading lots of words that night. Whenever he uses a word on your SOTU BINGO Card, scratch that word off. When you get five in a row, you win!

HAVE FUN!

A BuzzFlash Reader

http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/04/01/con04028.html

[Wickerman]

3. Yeah, I found one - I'm fussy, I wanted the pre-made cards

but thanks, Wayne

[calimary]

2. There was also supposed to be a SOTU Drinking Game out there

somewhere. Can't find it. Of course, it may be part of the Oval Office routine by now. Anybody know?

[CO Liberal]

4. Here it Is

http://www.drinkinggame.us/

An exerpt:

“The state of our union is strong…” - 1

mandate - 1

Iraq - 1 small

terror (however it’s pronounced) - 1 small

Iyad Allawi - 1

democracy - 2

elections - 1 (+1 if referring to his own)

freedom - 1

Saddam Hussein or Saddam - 1

the name of another prominent Baathist - 3

"Bring it on" - Arm-wrestle the person next to you; loser drinks

Michael Moore - Stuff food in your mouth and drool

“nukular” - 1

Any "_______" Security (i.e. Homeland, Social, Economic, Job, etc.) - 1

bipartisan or bipartisanship - 2 (+1 if followed by giggle or chuckle)

seniors or "senior citizens" - 1

invest(ment) (in the context of Social Security) - 1

"younger workers" - 1

"the opportunity to invest their portion of Social Security" (or something similar) - 2

"prescription drugs" - 2

“foreign oil” - 1

God (or any euphemism for God) - 2

sacrifice - 1 in the context of the armed forces, 2 for civilians

"tax burden" - 1

"tort reform" or "malpractice reform" - 1

"frivolous lawsuits" - 1, then threaten to sue someone for something ridiculous

evil or evildoers - 2 (+1 if he is referring to lawyers)

"Don't mess with Texas!" - Locate the nearest Texan; mess with him/her; then drink

:-)

[Langis]

5. Anyone find a pre-made card yet? I'm lazy