Jerry Falwell: "Fasting can change your life!"

[Bluebear]

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When do you think this sanctimonious, lardy, verbose POS fasted last?

[trotsky]

1. He considers "fasting" to be the time between breakfast and brunch.

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[Liberal Veteran]

10. Nah...it's the time between breakfast and second breakfast.

:D

[trotsky]

14. LOL... even better.

:)

On edit: Or maybe even the time between bites.

[CO Liberal]

2. It Sure Can - Just Ask Karen Carpenter

No, wait - she's too dead to reply.....

[GarySeven]

3. He's absolutely right ...

It clears your mind and makes you see the world in a whole new and spiritual light. Plus, it cleans your body of toxins.

For these and other reasons he should try it sometime.

[blackcat77]

5. *Any* activity which a person dedicates to God...

...changes their life. It's not the lack of food that makes the difference but the effort of will. That's what Opus Dei is about though I'm sure the very thought would make his head explode.

[DistressedAmerican]

4. That fat ugly fuck?

Hasn't missed a meal in tears.



http://www.seedsofdoubt.com/distressedamerican/main.htm

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

6. Jerry Falwell: "Fiber can change your life"

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....



:evilgrin:

[Bluebear]

16. PHOTO: "I ate TEN meals today"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

21. Falwell: "Storing winter food supply in your cheeks can change your life"

:evilgrin:

[Bluebear]

24. Someone could really photoshop that

You know, like, really make his jowls look huge.

[Bluebear]

19. Had to steal your visual aid for the header

How many chins do you count?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

23. I suspect there are at least several hiding under the "main chin"

Man, all I can say is when he unbuttons that collar, STAND BACK.

:evilgrin:

ON EDIT: It reminds me of the old "Hans & Franz" joke on SNL about the "flab-alanche"...

:evilgrin:

[Liberal Veteran]

7. I think he confused "fasting" with "feasting"...

....cause he looks like he lives at Old Country Buffet.

[Bluebear]

11. hehehe

Heavy on the mac & cheese, all the starches. Fasting my ass.

[AntiCoup2K4]

8. I fast every once in a while myself for purification reasons

physical and/or spiritual, so I'm very much in favor of the practice, but I do find it hard to believe Jerry does it very often.

[RT Atlanta]

9. So can masturbation Jerry (n/t)

[MuseRider]

12. It also makes your tummy

growl in church (from a former Mormon who abhored fast Sundays). Somehow it always diverted my thinking to KFC rather than Cheezus, mmmmmm cheese.

[TexasSissy]

15. I loooove cheese. One of my favorite foods.

Melted mozzarella with jalapeno peppers mixed in. Yum. Sharp cheddar cheese, sliced off the big chunk, and eaten as is. Mmmmmm.

[stevedeshazer]

13. He's preparing us for the future

[MissB]

17. LOLOLOL

He's fasted, like, never.

What a freak he is.

[WI_DEM]

18. He doesn't look like he has done much fasting

[flakey_foont]

20. From the look on his face

he meant 'Farting" can save your life....looks like he is about to clear a room,,,,as only the Rev can

[Zebulon]

22. Re: Jerry Falwell: "Fasting can change your life!"

Absolutely true. You do it long enough, and you'll be dead.

[Bluebear]

25. You can't argue with that!

Belated welcome to DU!

[Zebulon]

31. Re: Belated welcome to DU!

Thanks, Bluebear! :toast:

[Edgewater_Joe]

26. "Yes, My People, Fasting! The Faster You Eat ..."

"... the faster you will get to the gates of Heaven!

If you can get past my fat ass, that is!"

[oldtime dfl_er]

27. "or at least that's what Dick Gregory told me"

www.cafepress.com/showtheworld

[burythehatchet]

28. You COMPLETELY misunderstood

in certain parts of the South, fasting refers to when you're really in a rush and you go "fasting" through the buffet at the Ryan's

[Cell Whitman]

29. Jerry lost some weight wrassling with his

savior here:



but you couldn't notice because it was equal to the weight of the bills his true poppy stuffed in his back pocket.

full photo: http://www.apologeticsindex.org/u01.html

what happened: http://cellwhitman.blogspot.com/

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[despairing optimist]

32. Jerry, try holding your breath and turning blue. That'll change your life

and ours too.