Dear Young Republican,
We on the liberal left are in awe of your commitment to our troops as evidenced by your recent "Adopt a Sniper" program/fund raising effort. We have been moved by your putting into real action the sum of your convictions.
We have deliberated how we might show you some support and we have what we believe to be a worthwhile proposition.
We will agree to begin a nationwide effort to collect all the information and resources you need to join our military service and stand shoulder-to-shoulder with the brave men and women already there. I am most certain that hey will welcome your help with open arms. For each of you that takes advantage of this opportunity, we commit to preparing a comprehensive package of selective service registration info, a phone card valued at $10 so you can call home, and a print of the Presidential Prayer Team, as shown below
Due to our commitment to supporting as many Young Republicans as possible, we suggest you bring your own leash, collar, and chemical light.
In solidarity
The Liberal Left