Saw This Bumper Sticker This Morning; Pissed Me Off Royally

[Jon8503]

"Annoy A Liberal"
Work, Succeed, Be Happy

This was on naturally a gas guzzeling SUV with a overweight idiot talking on his cell phone.

Was late to work, couldn't help it when I saw him pull into a parking lot.

Had a yellow legal pad in my car. Wrote the following & put under the windshield of his SUV:

Piss Off A NEO Con Conservative
"Plant a tree, Clean the environment, Conserve energy by getting rid of gas guzzling SUVs, Work For Peace and help the poor"

[Lavender Brown]

1. Good response

:thumbsup:

[KarenS]

2. Good Job !!! This made my day !! Thanks. n/t

[libnnc]

3. good for you

[itzamirakul]

4. Thanks for taking

IMMEDIATE action!

[rkc3]

5. You should have put it on his hood - held securely with a cinder block.

I'm not saying smash it through the hood, just lay it gently on the paper and give him the illusion that his SUV is all scratched up.

Saw that once on a brand new Mercedes who had double parked - the note said "Next time take four spots."

[paineinthearse]

6. Think globally, act locally!!!!! Thank you. nt

[earth mom]

7. Good Job! Let him sweat to know that OMG a "Liberal" was anywhere near

his precious gas guzzler! }(

[PatrioticOhioLiberal]

8. LOL

PERFECT!

[newportdadde]

9. You know upon seeing your note...

The first thing he did was see if a damn liberal keyed his car.

[74dodgedart]

10. Annoy a Con, Tell the truth

[Norquist Nemesis]

11. Priceless! n/t

[d_b]

28. Annoy a conservative: use your brain, speak the truth,

[atommom]

12. Good comeback! I saw the same bumpersticker a few days ago

on an aging pickup, driven by a pudgy middle-class white man. I was very annoyed, but didn't have the chance to annoy him back. ;) Perhaps I need more bumper stickers....

[toddaa]

13. Annoy a Conservative

Work, Succeed, Be Happy,
Care about Your Fellow Man

[Conservativesux]

14. The idiot was probably listening to his marching orders from Rush too.

[LynneSin]

15. I love how they stereotype us as these unemployed, unwashed hippies

Seriously, not only do I have a job, I have a job where I don't have to work weekends and therefore I can go protesting on weekends. And suprise, suprise, I even have a job that allows me to take the occasional vacation day incase there is a good reason to protest during the week too!!

[newportdadde]

16. Good bumper sticker I saw the other day for RWs.

Had an elephant on it and then below it said "Vote Republican... because prosperity is boring."

[ArkDem]

17. How did you get under his windshield?

[Jon8503]

24. meant slipped it under the windshield wipers

[almostfamous74]

18. I saw one yesterday that made me really cringe

"Abortion" = A mother's "Right" to murder her baby.

On the same car, an huge SUV, another one said Abortion: The Real hate crime.

God damn these people are scary...and this was in Seattle of all places.

[TheOriginalAmerican]

19. I think the sticker's funny.....

that a conservative thinks that they can annoy us by actually having a life instead of messing with ours.

Here's some idea comebacks.

Annoy a conservative....

Use birth control. Have a different partner every week.

Control your own body to make sure you finish college.

Be pro-choice virgin.

Be successful, and still be a Democrat.

Go to the Netherlands, and marry your spouse of the same gender.

Marry a black woman, and move deep down south where the majority of conservatives will be pissed.

Be an open atheist.

Be an open Socialist.

Grow up to be a moral person without conservative values.

These are good bumper sticker comebacks, but I just want to add that I really think you should have left this man alone. I think it's immature to mess with somebody's personal property for that reason. I don't like it when conservatives do stuff like that to us, and I don't think we should do that to them either.

[Jon8503]

26. Did'nt mess with personal property, was just a flyer like we all

get now and then in parking lots placed under our windshield wipers. I am sure he appreciated getting a response to his intelligent sticker.

[No Exit]

33. Bush's bumper sticker: "Annoy A Conservative: Spend, Spend, Spend!"

It's also rumored among "conservatives" and others that he is "married" to a black woman named Condoleezza Rice. They also call him a socialist.

He may even be a "pro-choice virgin". We know he is pro-abortion, and, hey, haven't you ever heard of people "regaining their virginity"?

I like "Annoy A Bush Conservative: Ask Him To Think".

[Downtown Hound]

20. Heh, heh, Good Job!

[Justpat]

21. You are the best!! eom

[dalloway]

22. Way to go! n/t

[Catherine Vincent]

23. Good response!

I was at the drug store the other day and as I walked back to my car, I saw this bumper sticker on this truck that said something like...Jane Fonda/John Kerry are UnAmerican. It was a woman driving the truck. I wanted to tell her the election is over and bush succeeded in stealing another one.

[zbdent]

25. Should have added

"create a surplus, not a deficit"

[GOPBasher]

27. Wow, awesome response!

I need to use that.

[ultraist]

29. LOL! Excellent response! Thanks for doing that.

[iwantmycountryback]

30. Saw a bumper sticker in a hannaford parking lot the other day

On a car with a B/C 04 sticker and 3 support the troops stickers and another one that said "I love animals. They taste great." or something like that. When I saw the car the immediate word out of my mouth was "fascist" :D

[bluestateguy]

31. I remember in the 90's

A bumper sticker I saw that said "Why work? Vote Democratic"

I don't see those anymore. Maybe it's becuase welfare rolls dropped considerably during the last Democratic administration.

[KnowerOfLogic]

32. Good job, but that bumper sticker shows eaxtly the image problem

that dems need to overcome. Right now, it's the media, stupid.