Bush gets randy in CHURCH last Sunday!

[grasswire]

Goddam humiliating. He patted her butt! Not the first time he's humiliated her like that in public.

http://www.nydailynews.com/11-08-2002/news/col/r_m/story/278855p-238829c.html

President Bush still feels the fire for his First Lady. The man can't keep his hands off her - even in church.

Dubya didn't let the Sabbath inhibit him Sunday when he and Laura Bush attended services at St. John's Episcopal Church near the White House. The frisky moment came shortly after the Rev. Luis Leon encouraged his flock to greet one another. Most congregants settled for a handshake and the salutation "Peace be with you."

But the Chicago Tribune's White House correspondent wrote in his pool report: " leans toward , gives her a quick kiss on the lips and then pats her behind - I am not making this up - before turning to shake hands with other worshipers around him."

[snacker]

1. Oh, puh-leese

Stop! I just ate lunch.

[progressoid]

2. Uggg

[RobertSeattle]

3. He was just checking the Botox...

Doctors orders...

[bif]

4. Botox or Buttocks?

[RobertSeattle]

9. Botox in the Buttocks...

...Gotta keep things firmed up!

[bklyncowgirl]

5. Joe Lieberman wasn't available. nt

[BlueEyedSon]

6. That's why they call him "Mr. Appropriate."

[whistle]

7. What, no pictures?

[rkc3]

8. He was probably comparing Laura's to Condi's.

[11 Bravo]

10. I was just thinking, "You can tell Condi's out of town."

The boy's getting desperate.

[FreedomAngel82]

11. Funny

I wonder if they've heard the rumors of him and Condi and made that story available. ;) I wonder why no photos either. Hmm.

[BurtWorm]

12. Without washing his hands first?!

:o

[Lisa]

13. is he a "relapsed Episcopalian" now?

I thought he became a Methodist after marrying Laura.