Which Of The Following Phrases Best Describes George W. Bush?

[DistressedAmerican]

Poll question: Which Of The Following Phrases Best Describes George W. Bush?

I know this is going to be difficult but I want you to decide on the a single short phrase that best describes our glorious leader. I am open to suggestions if there are options I'm missing.

Distressed American
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1. Wal-Mart Greeter In Chief

[No Exit]

65. LOL!......Whaddya mean, "in chief"??

Junior is destined to forever remain in the lower echelons of the Wal-mart greeter hierarchy.

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67. He'll use his family connections to get promoted to exit receipt checker.

[No Exit]

78. LOL! But you gotta be able to COUNT to do that! n/t

[genius]

2. If I could have voted for both war criminal and retarded monkey, I would

have. Too bad we only had one choice.

[Pacifist Patriot]

3. Hitler Clone?

[uppityperson]

4. Only obvious choice is war-criminal, rest animalist/sexist/whateverist

[Laurab]

5. I think you should add "all of the above" n/t

[DistressedAmerican]

6. That would make it too easy.

The purpose is to dig deep.

[Democrat Dragon]

7. Fucking moronic dumass freak of nature full of shit

[DistressedAmerican]

8. If you read 'em out loud it sounds like a horse race...

Its War Criminal in the lead. Coming up in a tight pack behind him are Douchebag, Wannabe Cowboy Jackass and Momma's Boy!

[Sparkly]

56. LOL! n/t

[DistressedAmerican]

9. Just try these out for size...

OLDIES BUT GOODIES:

[drdtroit]

10. Other: "Amoral Aberrant". n/t

[ClintonTyree]

11. Dimwitted, slothful, evil, bible thumping, lying, cheating,rich,ugly,

immoral,arrogant,pompous,Orwellian,divisive,neo-conservative,Neanderthal,spoiled,stupid spawn of hell.

That's it for me, someone else take over.

[DistressedAmerican]

13. Not sure that qualifies as a short phrase...

[Dave Reynolds]

12. Other: Shit for brains. /nt

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[DistressedAmerican]

22. Am long as I am NOT what YOU are!

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[AntiCoup2K4]

34. How about this candid photo of you and your significant other?

How's that, Kajagoogoo?

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[AntiCoup2K4]

26. Here's a picture of the Free Republic innagural party

Best attendance of any Freeper rally yet, as far as I know.

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[tinfoilinfor2005]

60. I demand you apologize immediately...

this gang is much more intelligent looking than anything I've seen grazing on the White House lawn lately.

[DistressedAmerican]

76. Thanks for the graphic fodder AntiCoup2K4!

Always much appreciated! Here's what I did with it.
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[ClintonTyree]

44. You said you were going back to freeptard land...................

a long time ago. Just another lying sack of Republican shit like your pResident I guess?

Go on, 'git, 'git!

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[ClintonTyree]

51. No, I mean...................

echoing every bit of Conservative (do you REALLY think you're a Conservative?) bullshit verbatim from Rush and the rest of robot right.
Do you really think bush (I refuse to capitalize his name, just one of those things) will be on Mt. Rushmore? If you do, you are one seriously deluded fool. bush will go down in history as one of the, if not the worst president, EVER. You cantake that to the bank freeptard. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to watch Frontline, some silly subject tonight about the Sauds being the top and bush being the bottom, whatever that means.

[AntiCoup2K4]

66. I just have to state this for the record...

...even though Kajagoogoo the Freep is long gone, that if Ronald Reagan or any member of the Bush family is ever carved into Mt Rushmore, I will personally bring the whole thing down :nuke:

Not that I'm worried that will ever happen, of course.

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[AntiCoup2K4]

50. Ann? Is that you?

Only right winger of dubious gender I could think of...

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16. Commander in Chimp

[Disturbed]

23. GWB-Silverspoon Sociopath (tm)

Yup, I have a tm on that. HAHA

[DistressedAmerican]

28. Like it.

Won't steal it too soon!

[DistressedAmerican]

30. My sister suggests "Saudi Puppet"!

[independentchristian]

31. Whoever voted for Jesus Freak

tell me one thing that Jesus said that Bush has done and one thing that Jesus advocated the Bush advocates.

[DistressedAmerican]

33. Some of the crusades era popes declared killing Muslims

not in violation of "Thou Shalt Not Kill". Killing Christians is the issue you know.

Maybe he just didn't get the memo from Condi yet.

[independentchristian]

58. First of all Catholism is its own religion

Besides, Bush isn't a catholic.

I don't need a memo from anyone, I can think for myself.

As for Bush, like I said, he doesn't do anything that Jesus said do or champion the issues that Jesus championed.

To think that he is a "typical christian" is to not understand anything about Christianity. You can't be a Christian and a Moonie at the same time, and Bush is a moonie.

[DistressedAmerican]

59. Moonie? Interesting! Do tell!

[LittleClarkie]

36. I like "silver spoon sociopath" myself

That's one of the better ones I heard.

I was watching a Devo tape from a Japanese concert in 2003. So we have somewhat chubby and middle aged New Wave dudes, but with the same damn politics as before. One commented that the country has devolved even farther than they imagined it could.

His pet nam for Bush was "Retarded Cowboy."

[Democrat Dragon]

39. The Fucker

plain and simple. "Retarded Monkey" is good too.

[Hissyspit]

42. Weasel Fucker

[AntiCoup2K4]

52. Shit... I was so busy baiting the Freep that I forgot the question...

"Idiot Son of an Asshole" and "Half Assed Monkey Boy" are my personal favorite names for the moron.

[No Exit]

64. You have done well, sir!

I've never seen so many deleted messages, all in a row, before! But it was all worth it, because I never saw what the Bushbot said, so I never got into the mud-wrestling match, so I didn't get banned from here! Thank you.

[proReality]

53. Strict father figure,

teaching his "children" right from wrong; a "moral" man.

If you haven't already done so, read George Lakoff's "Don't Think of an Elephant!" Once you read it you will understand Bush and the others on the right. They truly believe in what they're doing and are taking too many Americans along with them because they've learned to use words to their advantage.

The book is only $10 and can be purchased from the publisher(www.chelseagreen.com), Barnes & Noble or Amazon.

[DistressedAmerican]

54. I'll keep have to check it out.

[Lena inRI]

55. Subversive Dumbass Bigot . . .

ya know, like Archie Bunker's alter ego.

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[Rebel_blogger]

57. How about ...

All Hail to the Wise and Powerful Commander in Chief?

No, wait! I'm King of the World!

[tinfoilinfor2005]

61. High Dollar Whore n/t

[DistressedAmerican]

75. Quite partial to this one!

[jojo54]

62. Killer of the "Real Morally Correct"

[No Exit]

63. Mistake of Nature n/t

[MAlibdem]

68. Frat Boy.

In the most pejorative sense. He relies on connections and personal charm to get ahead, doesn't work very hard, doesn't do his own work.

[liberal43110]

69. Fucking Evil Moron is what I call him

I wish I would have seen those messages before they were deleted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ljm2002]

70. Forrest Gump's Evil Twin n/t

[demwing]

71. pResident Evil /nt

[Osamasux]

72. How about what 73% of foreign dignitaries think when they meet him?

"You've got to be f^@#|%& kidding me?!?!?!"
In their own languages, of course.

[applegrove]

73. Patriot the Patsy

George Bush is the biggest Patsy the US has ever seen. He thinks he is president when actually he is just the tool of the corporations.

Neocons also use him for their ends. In 1960s they said they needed a naive, prissy, patrician to be their president.

And there you have it.

Bush is a patsy.

[FrenchieCat]

74. Couldn't vote....

Cause I didn't see "piece of shit" on the list.

[SharonRB]

77. How about all of the above? n/t

[DistressedAmerican]

79. Defeats the purpose. It is like one of those multiple choice

tests where you have to pick the answer that "best fits" your definition of the guy. It is hard. He is such a mix of lousy qualities.

[Dinger]

80. Thiarder (Theif, Liar, Murderer)