Fuck it, I don't care if I get flamed.

[kuozzman]

There is something very serious going on right now. Turn it on CNN. and look at all of the god damn Freemasonry symbols constantly on there. I've got more to say, but I want to get this going.

[LoZoccolo]

1. If it was some conspiracy, why would they keep hinting around it?

Makes no sense.

What are you talking about, anyways?

[ender]

50. Y'All know that Khephra was a Mason, right?

as am i.

and, good lord - you all are insane if you think there is a big evil masonic plot.

[txaslftist]

60. Of course you would deny it...

obfuscate, deny, cover up, ridicule....

then the truth is revealed!

[femme.democratique]

86. There are different "degrees" of freemasons.

Someone on the lower hierarchical rungs wouldn't know of "conspiracies" that are being carried out by the elite.

Gee, wonder why they created the system as it is? So easy to hide misdeeds while maintaining a semblance of legitimacy.

[neuvocat]

2. ???

What's the big deal about that?

[meppie-meppie not]

55. what are all these symbols? I must be missing something because

I don't recall any symbols of any sort :shrug:

[HereSince1628]

3. Yeah they are all over my one dollar bills too.

And I ignore them.

[alittlelark]

4. Kids are doin' a DVD right now

plus, I HATE CNN. But, what's the scoop!!??

[Carni]

5. I must have missed those

No flame here but I haven't seen any freemasonary symbols on CNN...they suck all by themselves without the aid of that IMO

[Fenris]

6. "Duane, I'm wanted back on planet Earth."

In other words, "Dude, what the fuck?"

[blondeatlast]

7. New moderators, perhaps?

It's gonna be a fun night...

[Spiffarino]

8. !

Bwahahahahaaaa!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. here

[Fenris]

12. ROFL

:loveya:

[blondeatlast]

16. My son loved that picture.

He's giggling at it like crazy.

But as to the OP, no clue at all. :shrug:

Edit: this thread promises to be very interesting.

Oh, yeah, welcome to the new Moderators! (shakes head sadly)

[Maddy McCall]

20. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

How do you ALWAYS have at hand the perfect image at the opportune moment? LOL!

[Generic Other]

21. A Shriner!

Quick! Send him through the secret door with one of his pantlegs rolled up!

[Iggytop]

35. Where's the the bong ?????

[MissB]

38. Thank you so fucking much.

That is the best damned giggle I've had for freakin weeks. Seriously.

Thank you.

[Susang]

46. Stop, you're killing me!

That picture is hysterical! :D

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

49. THERE'S 2 PANCAKES ON IT'S HEAD!!!! IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!

:scared:

[apnu]

54. That's Oolong the bunny from Japan.

doing "headperformance"

info here:
http://www.syberpunk.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?page=oolong

[ernstbass]

63. I love that!!!

[Jacobin]

67. LMAO

You have simply GOT to stop posting shit like this!!! I'm busting a gut over here!!!!

[PopSixSquish]

88. Best Response to a Thread Ever and I Mean Ever!

I saw this earlier at work and damn near hurt myself laughing.

You rule!

[proud patriot]

9. I'm listening to Malloy

:hi:

[A HERETIC I AM]

10. Out of curiosity do you have a problem with the Masonic Order?

[RadiDem]

13. I just checked CNN - No Masons

Are you trippin' ?

[kuozzman]

15. Are you kidding me?

Pretend for a second that they are using analogies. Listen to them with an open mind.

[RadiDem]

19. I am Emperor Norton !

[LoZoccolo]

37. Ah, so it's all in analogies.

You can find whatever analogies you want if you make them up yourself.

[RPM]

14. please detail your symbol sightings

am intersted in what you saw and where...

[theresistance]

17. Fill us in kuozzman...

I'm eager to hear about more elite secret societies etc. There's no doubt in my mind that the MSM and businesses are controlled by an elite and they meet in secret, whether formally or informally. That means conpsiracy and a secret society...

[kuozzman]

18. Here is what they're talking about now.

http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/getcase.pl?court=us&vol=462&invol=919#tt2

[kuozzman]

25. LISTEN to what they're reporting on.

NOTHING! Nothing NORMAL at least!!!

[DistressedAmerican]

47. Exactly HOW do YOU define normal?

I'll admit Michael Jackson IS abnormal. But, I don't think he is a mason!

[RadiDem]

22. Well, we shoulda never nominated a Skull & Boneser

That's for sure.

[Mojambo]

23. You're sure you took both pills? n/t

[RetroLounge]

24. Dude, step away from the bong

no, really...

RL

[Tigress DEM]

27. Notice he hasn't written more.... must have the munchies!

B-)

[blondeatlast]

28. LOL! nt

[Cicero]

42. Yeah, you really need to lay off the cough syrup

Seriously...

Later,

[DistressedAmerican]

48. Hey! Don't Blame Bongs For This Guy!

What did they do?

His inbalance seems to be purely internal.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

85. hey, ya forgot the word WRONG in your "what does W standf for"

[bloodyjack]

26. "Freemasons run the country!"

[GRLMGC]

29. Oh God, that? nt

[kuozzman]

32. Tell me someone has caught on by now.

[kuozzman]

30. This show is doing it as well.

[bloodyjack]

31. They're involved in charity work, too, you know

Maybe living under the Masonic order has its perks

It's the Illuminati we should be worried about imo

[A HERETIC I AM]

34. Nobody is "living under the Masonic order" any more than anyone is

living under the Elks or the Order of the Moose

[txaslftist]

51. As a fifth degree Moose, and a member of the secret order...

...I would disagree with you.

Obviously you haven't read the Protocols of the Elders of Mooses.

[Debi]

56. I thought a herd of Moose were mice?

n/t

[txaslftist]

57. That's what you were meant to think.

[Debi]

58. IT'S A FREAKIN CONSPIRACY.....

DAMN MOOSES!!!

:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:

[Elidor]

33. Most Unintentionally Funny Thread Ever n/t

[LoZoccolo]

36. A little bit scary too.

Maybe this guy's just starting to go paranoid or something, or he's just been introduced to a bunch of the standard conspiracy theories and still has that kind of paranoia that comes with being impressed that someone was able to weave a big story to you.

[WillyT]

39. That's What I'm Thinkin...

Somebody... is off their meds...

:shrug::scared::shrug:

[txaslftist]

70. Sure... and maybe you're just a MASON.

trying to keep the inquiry from reaching the TRUTH!

[jjtss]

40. All those symbols are

comic relief sort of like Mickey Mouse. They (Masons) get a laugh when their symbols frighten people. People get a laugh when they learn all about masons. I recommend Above Top Secret.com or Unexplained Mysteries.com. they have lots of thread about them. I also recommend: Ignore them and maybe they'll go away!!!!!

[txaslftist]

72. I think you mean "WE" the masons, not "They". Apologist!

[Swede]

41. I find the red wine goes really well with the white wine.

Usually.

[cestpaspossible]

43. Excuse me, it's time to take my medication

care to join me?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

44. You know, they laughed at Columbus, too.

Keep sailing, kuozz.

[Guaranteed]

45. Hmmm...interesting. nt

[IronLionZion]

52. apples are blue when you're not looking

But they are always looking at you man. Are you freaking out?

Yes, you are freaking out, man.


WHOOOOOOOOoOOOOooooOOOOOOo!!!!!


You had a few too many hits man, so sleep it off and come back in the morning.

[txaslftist]

59. YOU WERE NOT MEANT TO REVEAL THAT!!!

Now you are marked.

[Jacobin]

68. LMAO!

Stop!!! Stop!!!!

I can't take it anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stepup2]

53. Okay so

all I can think about are rabbits with silly hats.. what are we looking for again?

[txaslftist]

61. Stop looking.

Everything is fine. Soylent Green is compressed plants.

[hippiechick]

62. Wow, someone's REALLY got their foil on tight ...

I've been reading quite alot since Kef first got involved with the Masons here in Indy, and if my understanding is fairly accurate, they're not 'the bad guys'; but in fact are holders of 'the secret knowledge' that the Catholic Church has tried for 2000 years to destroy and bury.

Yes, the Masons were integral not only in the US Revolution, but also the French Revolution of 1789. And if they're starting to pop up around DC again, maybe that's a sign that the real 'keepers' are getting fed up with the false Religion of the Bush Administration and its war games.

I don't see this as a bad thing. Creepy, maybe - but not bad.

[no name no slogan]

64. icksnay on the 'ecretsay owledgenay'

What would happen if the rest of the world found out that the Masons don't actually control the world, but just get together to play cards and drink beer (and put on the occassional goofy play)?

Why, the entire world order would collapse! And the Bavarian Illuminati (in league with the Pod People, the Grey Aliens and the Reverse Vampires) would be firmly in control!!!!

[mdmc]

65. free masons rule the country

burns germs said it!

[no name no slogan]

90. Best. Episode. Ever.

We'll take the Spruce Moose! :D

[Warren DeMontague]

66. CNN? Shit, it's right there in the Bugs Bunny Cartoons.

Wascally/Wabbit=Weishaupt/Washington.

No duh!

On edit: If you didn't blow a gasket over the Total Information Awareness logo, what's the point of doing so now?

[progressivejazz]

69. All I see are words.

Some on a crawl, others on a set.

I'VE GOT IT! THE ALPHABET IS MASONIC!

[Jacobin]

71. Damn, I was trying to nominate this thread to the home page

It's 24 hours old, so ya can't do it.

I'm thinking that's part of the conspiracy, though.

[txaslftist]

74. You are on the right track, Jacobin.

Just pay no attention to that little plastic thing above your head. IT IS NOT A CAMERA!

[Jacobin]

76. If I turn my head really fast

I can see it for just a second, then it disappears. Is THAT the camera????

[txaslftist]

78. Stop moving your head!

And no, we are not watching you with a camera. THERE IS NO CAMERA!

[Jacobin]

81. I don't tell this to just everyone, but

Once I turned my head REALLY fast, and I could hear the surf at Ipanema (don't ask me how I know that sound right now).

[txaslftist]

83. I know. We saw you do it.

It wasn't the surf at Ipanema, though, that was the sound of an ultra-low-frequency ElectroMagnetic Pulse generated by our Tesla Coil cannon, which happens to be calibrated to match the sound of the surf at Ipanema Beach.

[laruemtt]

73. owie owie owie! stop it it hurts!!

rotflmao!!!

[info being]

75. I have no problem with your premise...but back it up please

EXAMPLES? Please put forth the effort of showing how 2 + 2 = 4 or else don't start a thread.

[Debi]

77. 2 + 2 = 4?

WTF planet do you live on? Everybody knows that 2 + 2 = tax cuts for the rich....don't mess with me on this one...I know!!:grr:

[txaslftist]

79. 2+2= pi.

That's the secret masonic knowledge!

[Debi]

80. It's triangulation isn't it...

It always comes down to damn triangulation.

[txaslftist]

82. Of course, you fool!

Haven't you ever looked at a pyramid!!!

[Debi]

84. DAMN!

I gotta get off this site! buh-bye

[DrGonzoLives]

87. OMG THE FREEMASONS AER EVIL!!11!!1!!!!!

OMG!!!1!!1!!!1!!

[H2O Man]

89. Have you ever

played Jackie Mason's albums backwards? The whole story is there. It makes Ralph Kramden's Raccoon Lodge pale in comparison!

[Cats Against Frist]

91. Can I interest you in a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers

No seriously, I'm with you man, all the way. I'm getting ready to join the OES just to see what the racket is all about.

[Warren DeMontague]

92. Personally, I think the Evil Societies Secretly Running The Country

Are running up against some serious competition these days... from the Evil Societies Openly Running the thing.