The Only Thing MISSING From The Jeff Guckert/Gannon/MellenCougar Story

[Vinnie From Indy]

is drugs. I would bet dollars to donuts that there will ultimately be "drug use" uncovered. These things go together, in the words of Forrest Gump,"like peas & carrots".

[burythehatchet]

1. yep...and usually a dead body or twelve along the way.

[AntiCoup2K4]

2. Actually, I'd rather they found some stained BDU's in Guckert's closet

...that matched Junior's DNA. :evilgrin:

Because you know - just as with his draft dodging and drug use - the Chimp would get away with a blow job from a woman, due to right wing hypocrisy. But if it was Jeffy under the desk in the Oval Office, I don't think the self righteous homophobe Pharisees could overlook that one.

[vickie]

3. Who's Mellencougar?

[ClintonTyree]

4. A twist on John Cougar Mellencamp................

or John Melon Cougarcamp, or John Cougar, or John Mellencamp.... the recording artist. He went through a perioud of time when he didn't know what his name was, just like Gannon/Guckert.

[bunkerbuster1]

5. there was (is?) a band called John Cougar Concentration Camp

I shouldn't admit this, but when I saw that name listed, some years back in a fanzine, I laughed so hard tears came from my eyes.

Still don't know why. It's. Not. Funny.

[KittyWampus]

6. Yeah, It's Funny.Tasteless but funny.Especially since it's got the K sound

:)

[Vinnie From Indy]

7. The "K" Sound never fails! n/t

[Gold Metal Flake]

8. They're all hopped up on goofballs!

I am shocked, shocked! at the level of melloncamp bashing I have seen on this board the last copuple of days.