Laura Bush negotiates truce with Crips and Bloods

[chelsea0011]

She says her experience as librarian makes her the best choice to lead our youth away from gangs. She really said this!!!!!!!

[leftofthedial]

1. I can see her now, fearlessly standing in the middle

of a gang shoot-out, saying, "Shhhhhhh!"

[swimmernsecretsea]

4. Once they learn of her advanced knowledge of the

Dewey Decimal System, I expect some throw down.

[blondeatlast]

19. Crips=LoC, Bloods are down with DDC.

It's all about the hard sciences, baby...

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. Best. Post. This. Evening!

:yourock:

[Betsy Ross]

2. Sounds like a great plot for a lame TV movie. n/t

[GRLMGC]

36. On Lifetime! nt

[atommom]

3. I've done the librarian thing, and I don't see where that would have

given her any experience with gang negotiations. Does she think they'll sit quietly at her feet while she reads them a story?

[nadinbrzezinski]

7. LMAO

I was a medic in an area where we had plenty of gang wars and mafia wars... trust me these cudly little folk will not seat down for story time....

[FreedomAngel82]

25. If anybody could deal with gangs

It'd be Harry Reid. But Laura Bush is hilarious.

[blondeatlast]

18. "Shelving Wars: The Bloods vs. the Crips"

Library assistant here...

[atommom]

22. Which gang can shelve their books faster? Join us for this

hair-raising contest of skill! (Shelving the books by size and color rather than call number, while it does increase one's speed, will result in automatic disqualification.)

[DainBramaged]

5. And I'm the best choice to lead them away from her

Satan wears many faces, and it looks like he's chose a female form.

[FreedomAngel82]

26. Maybe Satan is jumping

from Bush to Laura? :shrug: Or he's controlling them both. Heh heh.

[flordehinojos]

6. is she getting a little narcissistic just like the shrub, or has she kept

it silenced all along?

[ronnykmarshall]

8. Man that Zanex is some powerful shit.

Are you sure she's not dropping acid?

[atommom]

30. If you had to live with Shrub, wouldn't YOU drop acid?

:scared:

[Sannum]

9. LOL

[Guaranteed]

10. Stewart was commenting on this last week, I think.

Pretty damned hilarious.

[MichiganVote]

11. Yup. She is getting 150 million to woo the brothers

[Career Prole]

12. Anybody besides me read this and get a flashback

of Barbara Billingsley ("Oh stewardess, I speak jive!") in the movie Airplane? :D

[blondeatlast]

13. Yes, indeed. See here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2610081

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

14. She saw Nancy Reagan on Diff'r'nt Strokes

And she thinks A. that it was real, and B. that it had an effect on the problem of drugs in the ghetto...

[blondeatlast]

17. Didn't it?

Why, I'm shocked, shocked, I tell ya!

I saw that episode, she was so sincere, so connected...

:eyes: and deep, deep sarcasm.

[sandnsea]

38. Nancy was naive, but sincere

Laura is flat full of shit and doesn't care at all. She's just out there making all white people look bad with her phony tour d'ghetto.

[EFerrari]

15. The Bush gang just doesn't want any competition. n/t

[Clark2008]

16. She's going to rehabilitate them by taking away their scales

and guns and colors and plop them down in front of a computer to learn the Dewey Decimal System.

:eyes:

[n2mark]

20. .Laura Bush negotiates truce

sure, with Secret Service surrounding her they will negotiate until she leaves. Wait until Laura and her entourage leaves, all hell breaks loose. Are they really going to listen to some rich woman who never experienced their life? She doesn't have a clue what it is like to live in poverty, parents on drugs and drunk, and parental abuse. My personal feeling is, one not communicate unless one has experienced the problems. Sorry, grammar is not perfect. I was not an English major.

[DrGonzoLives]

21. Yeah, Laura, go to Watts

Better yet, the Jungle. I dare you.

[gademocrat7]

23. anybody got a light?

she can share a smoke with them.

[FreedomAngel82]

24. She said that?

Oh good grief. Because she was a LIBRARIAN?! Uh.... If I was a gang member I'd laugh my a$$ off. Some really rich white woman trying to tell me to give up gangs? Can you imagine it?

[Kinkistyle]

27. Is she gonna "shush" them?

sshhhh. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[98geoduck]

28. She's bringin in her own gang, skullnbones, to shizzle the nizzle.

[American Tragedy]

31. Oh, God, I can't wait to see this.

[LittleClarkie]

32. I don't know why

but the video from Michael Jackson's Beat It just popped into my head. Only instead of Michael, it's Laura.

Can she moonwalk?

[Pithy Cherub]

33. Homey don't play that...

L*'s brain on drugs: Laura as homegirl thought it was Little House on the Prairie... her bad! :shrug:

[earth mom]

34. Sounds like she needs to get back on her meds... eom

[GRLMGC]

35. That's pretty funny

I can't help but chuckle at the thread title.

[TexasLawyer]

37. First Lady in tha hizza!

She got the Roly on tha arm
'n' she pourin' Chandon
Laura roll the best weed
'cause she got it goin' on!

[applegrove]

39. More Eye Candy to make freepers feel they have the moral high

More Eye Candy to make freepers feel they have the moral high ground while babies start to die (like they have in Texas).

[jdots]

40. who else has such a good coke connection ?

who else can teach gangs about greed and murder for turf ?
She is the original " G "

[TexasLawyer]

41. Word! n/t

[Ashamed_American]

43. What if she gets initiated into one of the gangs?

How awesome would that be?

For a press conference on the progress she has made, she walks out with a visor on backwards and upside down, one pant leg pulled up, one platinum tooth that has the letter "W" engraved in it, a cut beside her eye (which she calls her 'hustle scar'), her posse standing on stage behind her, and she starts the conference with the words "bitches is makin' progress."

You know it's going to happen. Or maybe not. Then again, it could be a secretive thing. Maybe on the news we'll hear this:

Reporter: Tonight on Hard Copy, is it possible to lose way by eating cat hair? Siamese twin tragedy. Was it suicide or homicide. And was Laura Bush caught on tape pistol-whipping two large men in the back parking lot of Walmart? We've got the evidence, you decide.

It could happen.



www.BlackEyedSundays.com

[TexasLawyer]

47. Dawg, I wanna see her pimped out Escalade

Laura B... rollin' on dubs.*
Representin'... all tha Rethugs.



*don't ask... go to UrbanDictionary.com.

look up "republican" while you're there. a VERY funny site.

[tom_paine]

42. Sounds like SOMEONE needs to reduce their dosage

I realize this must be hard when you are Unchallenegd Ruler of a Totalitarian Empire and the National Pharmacopeia is your medcine cabinet, but...Pickles?

Pickles?

(damn, she's pickled again!)

[dave29]

44. She can put Jenna in charge of the crips

and Barbara in charge of the bloods. It's all so obvious. They just need some wealthy white chicks to help them find the light.

[fortyfeetunder]

45. Let Laura start her campaign in DC

I want her to go in the middle of Southeast DC, Ward 8 where there is some of the most abject poverty, along with gang activity.

Let's see how she does in the Nation's Capital, after her stupid ass husband yanked money from the DC homeland security budget for his coronation.

[FlyByNight]

46. This sounds like something to be found on the Onion's site

I can just hear her would-be advice: "First, marry a rich, spoiled, ignorant frat-boy, then..."

[gottaB]

48. Somebody should ask her about Tookie Williams

[Roland99]

49. WTF??? Link to a transcript?

I've *got* to see this!!

[leesa]

50. I thought it was her shopping experience. She's done way more of that in

her lifetime.