Ann Coulter for RNC Chair!!!!!!

[Bouncy Ball]

I think Ann Coulter should have a nationally syndicated forum.

I think she should have her OWN TV show, on three networks, shown seven times a day. For an hour each time.

I think she should be able to say whatever crosses her little insane birdbrain all those seven hours a day, seven days a week.

I think she should be ENCOURAGED to say EXACTLY WHAT SHE FEELS.

About Democrats, journalists, Muslims, liberals, liberal professors, poor people, non-Christians, Europeans, Canadians, illegal immigrants!!!

It would be FAN-fucking-tastic for the Democrats.

Keep talkin' Ann! Keep talkin'! Hell, I wish she would say even crazier shit. I wish she'd come out with a book entitled "Ann's Crazy-Ass Thoughts on EVERYTHING." I love to bring up her latest crazy shit when I'm talking to a bush voter, and if they don't agree with her (and they usually don't), I love to tsk-tsk and gently imply that maybe they aren't really a republican if they don't agree with her. Throws them for a HELL of a loop.

But most of all, I wish the Republican National Committee would make her the PARTY CHAIR!!!! THE OFFICIAL PARTY SPOKESMAN!

She'd end up scaring the SHIT out of most people. And destroying the repukes.

Oh it'd be great!

ANN COULTER FOR RNC CHAIR!!!!!

[Kerrytravelers]

1. You just know the freepers would LOVE this.. and so would I hehehehehehe

[Bouncy Ball]

3. Oh THEY'D love it.

Until they saw the dwindling ranks of their party.

Seriously I know repukes who are just BARELY repukes right now as it is. Who held their nose in November when they voted for bush.

If they made Ann Coulter the party chair and really had her out there front and center saying shit like "I think the American military should be targeting journalists**" and "all college professors should be burned at the stake" and "The Middle East is pretty much George Bush's bitch**" HELL'S BELLS, they'd go running from the republican party. Some of them DO have limits and they AREN't on the freeper board.



**actual quotes

[coloradodem2005]

2. Sounds fine to me.

Then the public can see how stupid the Republicans are.

[Bouncy Ball]

4. Yep

and let's encourage them to get James Dobson out there front and center a bit more often, too.

He needs his own show, in a prime time slot. And make him some kind of party official!!! Let him rant and rave about gay cartoon characters for about a year and see how many votes they get next time.

I love it!

Have I mentioned I love that Condasleeza is the Secretary of State??? Gonna piss off the rest of the world EVEN MORE! YEEE-HA!

[chicagojoe]

5. She sure can talk a lot.

Why, I'm willing to bet she could keep on talking during fellatio.

[Debs]

30. I guess

You would have to ask Bush about that. I wouldnt let her within a country mile of my favorite member

[Fridays Child]

6. Great idea! Hang them with their own skanky rope. Maybe...

...that staunch conservative and close, personal Bush family friend, Rev. Sun Myung Moon, could take a more active role in the party, too. Right wing Christians might sit up and pay attention, then.

[Bouncy Ball]

8. That is a GREAT damn idea!!!

Get Reverend Moon up there front and center!

In fact, every single loon repuke needs to have a bit of a spotlight on them on a constant basis. Put a hot mike in front of them! Give them a TV show! An official party position!

That would be GREAT!

[Pam-Moby]

7. ANN is one person I can not stand to watch.

That ladies mouth is to much for me. She is so rude and loud.

[TexasLawyer]

9. Plus, Ann Coulter REALLY understands liberals...

The subtlety and range of her knowledge of this country's political divisions, and the deftness of her journalistic skills are readily apparent to all.

Republicans looking for a true leader who knows the political turf really couldn't do much better.

For example:

Liberals Love America Like OJ Loved Nicole
By Ann Coulter
FrontPageMagazine.com | January 6, 2005

Even the United Nations sponge who called the United States "stingy" immediately retracted the insult, saying he had been misinterpreted and that the U.S. was "most generous." But the New York Times was sticking with "stingy." In an editorial subtly titled "Are We Stingy? Yes," the Times said the U.N. sponge "was right on target." This followed up a patriotic editorial a few days earlier titled "America, the Indifferent."

America's stinginess is a long-standing leitmotif for liberals – which is getting hard to square with their love for America. When it comes to heaping insults on America, U.S. liberals are the nation's leading donors.

<snip>

Stipulating that liberals love America – which apparently depends on what the meaning of "love" is – do they love America as much as they love bin Laden and Castro?



http://www.frontpagemag.com/articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=16553

[mockingbich]

10. Ha - that's too funny - but she is pretty sexy

Seriously, she's HOT even if she is unbalanced

[Shredr]

12. Come on, Man Coulter, HOT!?!

"Her" Adam's apple is bigger than "her"... let's just say if you told me she was once a man, I'd say "No kidding."

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[Bouncy Ball]

23. You are unbalanced yourself if you really think that.

And it's not what she looks like that I'm thinking about but the words she says.

[Shredr]

11. I'm sure ultimately your plan would work

But I think my head would explode just having to llisten to the crap spewing out of her mouth without any escape.

[Bouncy Ball]

27. Oh no WE wouldn't listen to it! LOL!

Just encourage your more moderate repuke friends to listen to her.

[ClayZ]

31. I think of the Pie Throwing

each time I accidently see her.

http://mediamatters.org/items/200410270003

heh heh, I love that!

[jdots]

13. Bouncy great idea,lets have a meeting with Fox

Now we gotta think sets and wardrobe......should we go with the black leather S & M look or that backdrop with the stair case going nowhere and a Tammy Fay look ? this will be big and best of all cheap to produce.

[Bouncy Ball]

24. You know what?

I think we should tell her that we "totally trust" her fashion sense and we aren't going to insult her by insiting a studio wardrobe person dictate what she wears, how she does her hair, etc.

BWA!!! I'M EVIL!!!!

[Melynn]

14. Actually, I think that this is a good idea

Give Ann an hour long T.V. show every day during prime time. I bet it would be a ratings hit. Part of the audience would tune in because they agree with anything she says and a bigger part of the audience would tune in to watch her mouth off her insane ideas. Hell, I would watch. :crazy:

[Orsino]

15. "Ann Coulter" is an act...

She doesn't believe what she says any more than does, say, the prez. Unless she'd make more money as RNC chair, she's not going to be interested in working harder.

She's a political porn star. Why would she ever take on an office job, when she can lie for profit on her own schedule?

[PaDem]

20. Bingo

She is, to a degree, an act. It's a simple, easy to digest form of entertainment and there is a huge market for it. Rush, Hannity etc. are in the same boat to a lesser degree.

[Vickers]

16. Oh, you're just getting my hopes up, like Roy Moore running for President

Something I *still* support.

Man, Coulter as RNC chair and Roy Moore as a candidate...

*sniff*

That would be beautiful.

[Bouncy Ball]

26. God, I love the way you think!!!

MOORE for GOP presidential nom in 2008 and replace Ken Mehlman with Coulter!

Wow, that would be fantastic. Like a present with a big bow.

[Lefty48197]

17. I agree. We need a FAUX NEWS2.

That way we could give some more air time, and exposure to their insanity.

[robbedvoter]

18. Sorry, but the idea people get "shocked" by her is so quaint!

People in this country do not care. if powers that be tell them Coulter is right, she is right. Someone crazier may came around and be acceptable too.

[republiphobic]

22. It's flawless

Her mouth is a Republican WMD.:think:

[Bouncy Ball]

25. Nope, sorry, I know bush voters

who are horrified by her and won't listen to her.

If she were RNC chair (I know, I am just having a bit of fun with this, wouldn't happen) she'd turn ALL of them off.

[Just Me]

21. *LOL* A "loose-canon Coulter" would be hilarious!!!

My RW step-father bought her book, "Treason". He was pretty disgusted at her suggestions of emotional abuse and her pissy judgmentalism.

[are_we_united_yet]

28. She could be the RNC Chair

Wait, she' too stupid maybe a three legged stool or a foot rest.

[letterstomypresident]

29. How To Talk To Ann Coulter If You Must

Try to avoid the subject of Canada!

<a href="http://www.jossip.com/dailyj/2005/01/31/ann_coulter_gets_schooled_by_canada.php">Ann Coulter Gets Schooled By Canada

Coulter: "Canada used to be one of our most loyal friends and vice-versa. I mean Canada sent troops to Vietnam - was Vietnam less containable and more of a threat than Saddam Hussein?"

McKeown interrupts: "Canada didn't send troops to Vietnam."

Coulter: "I don't think that's right."

McKeown: "Canada did not send troops to Vietnam."

Coulter (looking desperate): "Indochina?"

McKeown: "Uh no. Canada ...second World War of course. Korea. Yes. Vietnam No."

Coulter: "I think you're wrong."

McKeown: "No, took a pass on Vietnam."

Coulter: "I think you're wrong."

McKeown: "No, Australia was there, not Canada."

Coulter: "I think Canada sent troops."

McKeown: "No."

Coulter: "Well. I'll get back to you on that."

McKeown tags out in script: "Coulter never got back to us -- but for the record, like Iraq, Canada sent no troops to Vietnam."




(http://www.jossip.com/dailyj/2005/01/31/ann_coulter_gets_schooled_by_canada.php)

[IndianaGreen]

32. Ann Coulter as the new Bitch of Buchenwald

The evil and hatred that Ann Coulter spews makes her a suitable replacement for Ilse Koch, The Bitch of Buchenwald, in one of the new imperial concentration camps.

Ilse Koch, The Bitch of Buchenwald



The sadistic wife of SS Karl Koch, Commandant of Buchenwald, she accompanied her husband to his work in 1939. A powerful woman, she struck fear into the prisoners daily. She was fond of riding her horse around the camp, brutally whipping any prisoner who attracted her attention. A riding hall was especially constructed for her at the camp, costing a quarter million marks and the lives of many prisoners.

http://www.fatherryan.org/holocaust/buchen/Ilsekoch.htm