...take to screw in a lightbulb?

[SHRED]

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are
improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional
spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and
anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

[pnutchuck]

1. Great one! n/t

[blondeatlast]

2. Besides, it's racist to curse the dark...

:eyes: /sarcasm off//

[Divernan]

3. We see by the light bulb we have, not the one we wish we had.

Perfect for bush - burned out bulbs to keep everyone in the dark.

[SHRED]

4. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

LMAO....Good one!!

:toast:

[republiphobic]

5. I thought it went more like this

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness,

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new light bulb,

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: " Light bulb Change Accomplished,"

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark,

8. One to viciously smear #7,

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.