An open letter to the Red-State victors:

[HawkerHurricane]

With hard work and superb organization, you have triumphed over John Kerry and the forces of Blue-state paternalism. Congratulations. The multinational corporations that hold you in bondage remain free to profit off your sweat nearly tax free, while their overpaid senior execs continue to pay a pittance in personal income tax.

Your primary and secondary schools will continue to turn out third-rate pupils with limited opportunities, while you enjoy the satisfaction of making it on your own without health care when a catastrophic illness bankrupts your family.

Your agricultural universities will continue issuing Ph.D.s in football, and bogus Protestant Evangelical and Fundamentalist theology, and how to jerk off a bull safely. Your children will learn to borrow enough money to erect chicken houses so that they, like you, can take custody -- not possession, but custody -- of Tyson's chicks, feed them, rear them, assume losses from those that fail to thrive, and in the end earn just enough money to service their endless debt, and realize a profit of perhaps $12K a year. Your bank thanks you; Tyson thanks you; George W. Bush thanks you; and I thank you.
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http://www.theregister.com/2004/11/07/blue_state_to_reds/print.html

[BlueJazz]

1. Whoa!...Cool..I like it and it couldn't be more deserved.

This is what they voted for and this and (much worse) is what they'll get.

[Clark2008]

4. They? They who?

I live in a red state and I didn't vote for Bush.

Again, for the millioneth time, there are between 40 and 45 percent of us who didn't vote for that loon.

[Wapsie B]

2. But by God they won't have that Northeastern Librul

in there raising their taxes. And they sure as hell won't have those gay marriages either.

[MuseRider]

3. Don't make fun of

learning to jerk off a bull safely. It is NOT easy and must be done. :hi: