Where's Dobson?

[quaoar]

I haven't heard a peep out of James Dobson regarding the massive threat to America posed by the insidious gay dougle-agent Jeff Gannon.

Dobson was quick to warn America about the hidden perils of SpongeBob GayPants. But where is his voice when the White House is overrun with gay prostitutes?

Speak up, James. America is sinking fast.

[sarcasmo]

1. He should be ashamed and laying low until this cools down.

My wife bought me a groovy Sponge Bob box for Valentines. I guess I can thank Dobson for a really cool gift.

[nashville_brook]

2. creatures such as Dobson only play offense

[Sydnie]

3. Dobson only attacks cartoon characters that can't speak for themselves

"Gannon" is a real person and could sue them. I expect not to hear a word from Dobson about him at all.

[Bill219]

4. I think...

We'll probably hear from him this Monday after the Simpson's episode is aired on Sunday night

I am surprised we did not hear from him after the lesbian kiss on The O.C. last week

[waldnorm]

5. Sorry, Had to Be Said . . .

He's been too busy giving himself a "sponge bath." :P

[anarchy1999]

6. Hiding in a "hidey hole". Hibernating with the bears.

Dobson and family values. Go google "unholy alliance". There is more there than you ever wanted to know. Evil knows no bounds!

[calimary]

7. Okay, guys - let's get some emails/calls/faxes/snailmail to him, 'eh?

CONCERNED AMERICANS HERE!

What on EARTH is a GAY PROSTITUTE doing in the WHITE HOUSE? Hobknobbing with, and maybe infecting the White House Press Corps (gasp!!!!) and (GASP!!!!!!) maybe even touched THE PRESIDENT?!?!?!??!?!? What was he doing in there? Who let him in? Why did they let him in? Were they trying to make our dear george look bad? Weren't they watching?!??!?! And who knows who has his number and could blackmail him and get our BELOVED PRESIDENT in DEEP DOO DOO??!?!?!??!?? THIS is what we're all fighting AGAINST, Dr. Dobson!!?!??!?!??!? WHERE ARE YOU!?!??!?! WHY aren't you protecting us?!??!?!??!? WHY the SILENCE?!??!!?!?


That's the tack I think we should take. As though you're one of those gay-bashing knuckle-draggers who wonders why he can work up such a lather about Spongebob Squarepants but NOTHING about THIS?!?!?!

Here is some contact info:

http://family.custhelp.com/cgi-bin/family.cfg/php/enduser/std_adp.php?p_faqid=14190

[coffeenap]

9. did it--but with fake email address--don't want their crap nt

[NoPasaran]

8. I saw him on his way to the men's room

with a sponge.

[knight_of_the_star]

10. Good thing I don't drink coffee!

I would've snarfed it over that!