If Dems Become Pro-LIFE and Pro-MILITARY and Anti-Gay ... WE WILL WIN!!!

[matcom]

dammit people!!

we HAVE to WIN AT ALL COSTS!!

we MUST treat the GLBT's like ANIMALS!! that will play well in the Bible Belt!

as for the 2nd amendment, we need to NOT ONLY be pro uzi but PRO PIPE BOMB AS WELL!! :bounce:

woman's right to chose? FUCK THAT!! we need to believe that if I spill my seed on the sheets ITS MURDER DAMMIT!! i should be thrown away for a MINIMUM of 15 years!

now folks, if "we" adopt the above, AND accept our lord & savior jesus christ superstar and WEAR IT ON OUR SLEEVES,

WE WILL WIN!!!

i'm off to play party poker now. more intelligence over there methinks. :eyes:

[DaveinMD]

1. Howard Dean is a traitor

He's not for more gun control laws. We should throw him out of the party.

[matcom]

2. let's put him in black-face and make a REAL example of him!

[DaveinMD]

8. he will executed

in the revolution.

[Mojambo]

3. Good stuff

But you should play at PokerStars. It's much better than Party Poker.

[Dhalgren]

4. Let's not just make it illegal for gays to marry,

let's make it illegal for straights to be single! Damnit!

[MikeG]

5. Can we slap puppies too? Huh?

[mike_c]

6. yes, but what if doctors can predict whether a baby will be born gay....

Oh my freeper head is about to explode!

[AntiCoup2K4]

23. Aw sheeeeit, Hoss! That's an easy one, I figger......

....y'all jes send them pregger wimmen with the unborn sodomites to an "ex gay ministry" so theys can be born normal.

Like us Freepers, goddammit! :crazy: :silly: :dunce:

[rniel]

7. Here's some ideas

1. People ought to be allowed to bring not just automatic weapons but hand grenades and rocket launchers into bars. But only allowed if they have a 10 drink minimum.

We ought to get some southern votes from that.

[AntiCoup2K4]

24. Now lissen hear you librul commie terraist lovin hippie....

If I cain't bring my surface to air missel launcher to the country & westirn bar with me, then that is a violayshin of my goddamned 2nd commandment rights!!

[Vickers]

9. I'm thinking the pipe bomb thing might be a bit overboard...

...but the rest sounds terrific!

Love,

The DLC

[DaveinMD]

10. actually

the DLC loves gun control. The DLC policy shop is who pushed gun control. Prior to that, it was not a national party issue.

[Vickers]

15. *pssssst* i was just funnin' around

:)

[DaveinMD]

17. okay

I never know when people are being funny or sarcastic.

[Vickers]

19. Wait...I might have been being sarcastic

I'll have to get my mom to make a ruling.

:P

and

:hi:

[Enquiringkitty]

11. What will we have won?

While we are at it, why don't we give up all of our freedoms, go back to slavery, invite communism, sell our souls to the devil and become the mindless cows the Republicans want us to be. Then no one would be bothered by the influx of the thought provoking ideas that run rampant on this un-American Internet, leading the public to think that their fearless leaders might mislead them in issues where money may be concerned or, heaven forbid, even out right lie. After all, keeping up with a level of integrity and self respect about our principles might put our names on a list somewhere, give our empty little heads an ache or may give a Republican the idea that we care out the lives of our fellow American. NOW WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!

[stray cat]

12. Sorry, you would still lose.

The corporations know the republicans are their true friends.

[Jackie97]

13. Exactly.

There's a reason why we're the Democratic Party. It's because we have a different set of values. I find certain Republican values to be immoral. That's why I'm here. It's about morals. That's right. We have them too. I understand that the Republicans think that their morals are right, but so do we. We need to act like we think our morals are right and stop acting like they're right.

This doesn't mean that there aren't shades of gray in morality, but the point is that we have morals and should stick to them.

[marew]

14. Pro-life and pro-military...

Can we really be both at the same time?

[MadHound]

16. LOL, thanks mat!

I needed that laugh!

[Eloriel]

18. You forgot one: Control the voting machines and voting processes n/t

[ZootSuitGringo]

20. I am Anti- most Wars

But I am not anti-military. Maybe that is the problem; we brand ourselves as incorrectly as the Republicans brand us.

I am pro-choice
I am pro-troups
I am pro-non discrimination
I am pro-life after birth
I am pro-balanced budgets
I am pro-verifying voting

But most of all, I am Anti-Bush.

[johnaries]

21. We don't have to do all that, we just need to hack the tabulators!

In case you haven't been to the 2004 Election Forum lately, the instructions are all there!

[orleans]

27. yeah! let's hack into the tabulators!!!

and if we can't figure out how to do it like they did---then let's just put all of us in jail and save them the time and trouble. and by "us" i mean all the poor red-staters and bush-voters making under half-a-mil-a-year (along with the rest of us).

or we could START A REVOLUTION!

[elshiva]

22. LOL! Like Hell We will! Thanks for the laugh.

[Jack Rabbit]

25. You've been listening to Al From and Bruce Reed again, haven't you?

Fess up.

[Mountainman]

26. Well if you could eat real turtle soup, why would you want mock turtle

soup.

That's the real point here. If we act like repubs, why would people vote for us when they can just as well vote for the real McCoy?

In 2002 we were afraid to be anti Bush and anti war. We lost. In 2004 we tried to appeal the center right. We lost.

So let's try it a third time. Three times a charm right? We will find common ground and all will come over to our side which is really their side in our name.

[MsMagnificent]

28. Clearly, to them Winning is All... For us

doing the right thing is what's important.

I can live with myself, that way. At the end of the day we still have integrity; not meaningless, empty wins to try to fulfill a sieved soul.

Somehow I have a much more favorable prognosis for my afterlife.
Non-raptured, mind you -- I'll take what Christ wants us to fully experience here on earth instead of trying to take the pseudo-First Class night train (LLC) out of town...