How will Jeff Gannon pass on into the Next Life? (poll)

[zulchzulu]

Poll question: How will Jeff Gannon pass on into the Next Life? (poll)

[Somawas]

1. He'll be shot, somewhere very publicly

by a madman who will immediately be labelled a "deranged, liberal Democrat."

[Nite Owl]

2. If the guy has half a brain

and after that interview tonight with Anderson Cooper it doesn't seem that he does, he will stay out of small aircraft.

[Clark2008]

3. Maybe they'll turn him into the next Timothy McVeigh.

He's white, allegedly former military and, now, disgruntled.

[punpirate]

4. Unnatural causes...

... years from now. He'll be beaten to death in a nursing home by a cane-wielding Kerry voter after making a pass at him....

[saltpoint]

5. My theory on Gannon/Guckert is that he is really --

-- Jim Morrison, the Lizard King.

Morrison allegedly drowned in a Paris bathtub, but some say he's still alive.

I know there's an age synchronization problem, but let's pretend Morrison is alive, shaved his head, and IS Jeff Gannon, White House butt slave.

The National Enquirer may make my check out to...

[donheld]

18. Don't you dare dis my boy Jim Morrison by comparing him

to Fuckert :spank:

[hootinholler]

6. He will be shot while accepting...

TEKE of the year award.

-Hoot

[solinvictus]

7. Suicide....

and probably very soon.

[Hardrada]

8. He has to appear on Oprah and Leno

And write a book before he can make other plans.

[Technowitch]

11. That's my own prediction as well.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

16. He looked frightened to me during the Anderson Cooper

interview.

I wonder if he'll be found like Gary Webb (a real journalist) with two shotgun blasts into his face, and that it will be ruled a suicide.......

[Up2Late]

9. Plane Crash, en route to Florida

That the Bushies favorite way of getting rid of "Problems"

[bunny planet]

10. those small planes will get you every time.

Perhaps they'll inject him with avian flu or something. Or maybe they'll buy him his own tropical island with servants just to keep his mouth shut.

[rumpel]

12. he'll be drafted to serve in the war against Syria and Iran

[johnaries]

13. someone archive this, please.

I don't wish for anyone to die unnaturally, but if you see it coming....

[tinanator]

14. multiple gunshot suicide

not that they couldnt do the job with one shot, but it might not be as clear a message. RIP Gary Webb.

[zulchzulu]

15. He probably has "Atwater Disease" by now

I'd imagine the CIA has some tool that is a small needle that painlessly transports a brain-inflaming tumor minutes after it is nearly invisibly injected.

He'll be dead by next fall.

[AntiCoup2K4]

17. Also known as "Bill Casey disease"

And "Ronald Reagan" disease, except he managed to survive the tumor, so they switched needles and gave him "Alzheimers"

[arcos]

19. He will be raptured... nt