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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 01:01 PM
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CAPTION God's press secretary
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LisaLynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 01:02 PM
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1. "And secondly, I promise ..." nt
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paineinthearse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 01:04 PM
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2. OOPS..I missed
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Dhalgren Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 01:07 PM
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3. "I learned to spin a basketball like this back when I was...
hey where'd it go?!"
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dave123williams Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 01:09 PM
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4. How many IQ points would I need to add to be functionaly retarted?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 01:09 PM
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5. North? Yeah I know which direction north is I know that
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 01:10 PM
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6. Okay now you reporters watch me finger....SCOTTIE it's not working on them
:grr:
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Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 01:12 PM
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7. "When I stick this finger up Gannon's ass, he whimpers and begs
for more"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 01:29 PM
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8. (giggles heard in background) W: Okay..uh...next question....where's Jeff?
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 01:38 PM
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9. Reporter: "Mr. Bush, how many vats of Scotch did you have before this?"
Bush: "This many!"
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