Who would you STILL vote for over Bush???

[MattG]

I'd vote for Bush's DAD over Bush
I'd vote I'd vote an actual bush (like a plant) over Bush
I'd vote for Barney the Dog over Bush
I'd vote Herbert Hoover over Bush
I'd vote for Arnold over Bush
I'd vote for Jenna over Bush
I'd vote for Monica over Bush
I'd vote for HILLARY over Bush (well, I dont know about that)
I'd vote for Nixon over Bush
I'd vote for Regan over Bush
I'd vote for Condoleeza Rice over Bush
I'd vote for Jessica Simpson over Bush.


That's all the ones I could think of folks . . .

Now it's your turn

[Hissyspit]

1. I WOULD NOT vote for Condi Rice over Bush. But not for Bush, either.

You never only have two choices.

[calimary]

19. Neither would I. She's nothing more than another one of their lizards.

I would, however, vote for one of my husband's farts. Just as stinky as the bush people, but at least honest - UNLIKE them.

[MADem]

21. And the nice thing about that fart that makes it earn your vote....

...you know where it came from, you know what it's made of, and you know where it's going.

Would that all politicians share these same qualities!!!!

[knight_of_the_star]

32. ROFLMAO

That was priceless, can I use that?

[Hissyspit]

2. I would vote for my pet goat over Bush. n/t

[stevedeshazer]

3. You. I don't know you, but I'd take my chances over Bushco n/t

[MattG]

4. Condoleeza Rice was the one I kinda had some doubts about.

I'd vote Barr over Bush.

[Mistress Quickly]

12. Really?

Well, I guess he is a strong constitutionalist. But wow.

I'd write myself in, or else Willie Wonka. Look how well he did with Wonkaland!

[MattG]

24. HOLY CRAP

That trunk does NOT look right. It just made me think of one of the towers on the "Little Mermaid" video case.

[benddem]

5. my dog would be a better pres.

but please Jenna, not Jenna, Condi and Jessica simpson. If any of the others except Hillary ran I'd write in my own name.

[FreedomAngel82]

6. Here's me

I would vote for Barney, Herbert, Monica, Hillary, Reagan, Jessica and MAYBE Jenna. Jessica would be a bowl of laughs.

[aden_nak]

7. Hunter S. Thompson said HE'D vote for Nixon over Bush.

He's on the brain, today. But none the less, he said so in Kingdom of Fear. . . and if there's ever someone that took pot shots at Nixon every chance he got, it was the good Doctor.

[blondeatlast]

15. I remember Nixon and I'd take him in a NY minute over

this clown.

[aden_nak]

16. That's the one.

[calimary]

20. Me, too. And that's really saying something coming from the Good

Doctor - R.I.P. (Sigh...)

bush makes Nixon look good, and like a small-time crook.

Shit - bush makes REAGAN look good. Well, maybe not good, but at least a little bit better and less unsavory.

And Welcome to DU, MattG!

[MattG]

25. Thank you so much for that welcome.

[tx_dem41]

8. I would vote for...

the Lounge over GD: Politics. :)

[Warpy]

9. My cat. He's fixed and doesn't pick fights.

[MattG]

10. this is a tough one,

but I think I'd even vote for that damn dog that lives next to me and barks all the time and is an annoying vicous creature from HELL (read: Republican Rover)

[Padraig18]

11. I would vote for any Democrat in the last 100 years, plus some Repubs

Worst... President... ever.

[ohkay]

13. Sharpton, McCain, Gore,

BUCHANNAN, my mom, a toaster, Winnie the Pooh..

[bush_is_wacko]

36. I second Winnie the Pooh and Petter Pan for VP

Oh wait a minute we already have Peter Pan as president or is that Pinocchio?

[blondeatlast]

14. My cockatiel Scruffy, my late father, a ballpoint pen. ad infinitum.

It would be easier to ask who I SOULDN'T vote for over this president.

That would be pretty much anyone in the current administration or setting policy behind the scenes.

I'd vote Nixon or Reagan over this one, and I'm old enough to remember BOTH.

[ladjf]

17. Any American citizen whose name was randomly selected

from a phone directory.

[annabanana]

18. ..the schmutz under the moldy tile behind the toilet in the outhouse

in August would make better policy decisions.

[DireStrike]

22. Not Reagan or Bush's dad. They're the same thing. Bartleby though, maybe.

"Time to invade, sir!"
"...I'd prefer not to."

[MattG]

23. I'd vote Bush over Hitler

I dont know if you can get much worse than Hitler.


I'd vote any Backstreet Boy over Bush
I'd vote for a turd over Bush
If they made a clone of Bush . . . well nevermind


and thank you to thee who welcomes me.

Glad to be around people who aren't just:
a. Idiot Republicans
b. Idiot kids who saw Fahrenheight 9/11 and now think they know everything. I mean come on, Bush has screwed up SINCE that movie was made, and it barely talks about his abhorrent economic policy (which got me pissed off at him in the first place)
c. People who say, "yeah Bush sucks, but Kerry isn't better"

[Vinca]

26. If the tick I pulled off my cat was running . . .

it would get my vote.

[mwb970]

27. Any Democrat, many Republicans.

Also David Cassidy, because I used to really like that song "Little Woman", and I still have the 45. (That's a record with 2 songs on it.)

[Spirochete]

28. David Berkowitz

[bunny planet]

29. I would vote for a one-celled organism over *

President Paramecium would do a far superior job.

[knight_of_the_star]

30. Let's see

I would vote for some guy's left nut over Bush.
I would vote for Ronald Reagan's decomposed big toe over Bush.
I would vote for a decapitated rat over Bush.
I would vote for my toenail clippings over Bush.
I would vote for a pile of steaming week-old horseshit over Bush.

I think you get the idea.

[marcologico]

31. I'd vote for a color TV over Bush.

[knight_of_the_star]

33. Good call

The colour tv doesn't see things in black and white.

[BushIsBurning]

34. Condi is no better than Bush - she's his evil twin...

[IronLionZion]

35. My left nut

:shrug:

Any Democrat including DINOs. Ray-Gun and Rice are pushing it but I'd consider it.