Gannon - The Birth of NeoEvangelism

[BOSSHOG]

Much has been written about the silence from the right about the Gannon story. However, falwell and his fellow biblical scholars have been hard at work in their klaverns combing over the old testament to find out what the Lord really thought of Sodomites. Coming to a Baptist Church near you, the latest Sermon, What Leviticus really meant. For as all good christians know, bush is in the White House because of God, ergo, a homosexual prostitute was in the White House because of God. Up is down, black is white, gay prostitutes are virtuous. Homo means one and we are all one with the Lord; get on your knees and give me an Amen. Who da thought Christians would twist the bible to meet their political goals?