Is Condi Rice a lesbian?

[tinanator]

Is that such a bad question to ask? I only phrased it the way I did to seek some external and/or cooberating input before I went too far with this- If it helps to qualify this anecdotal hearsay, a very good *lesbian* friend of mine is the daughter of an old Standard Oil engineer or something like that who grew up comfortably in a local oil town. Her uncle is a board member muckety muck who shocked her with this "news" by calling her Condolezzy. If any of that can be believed, (and I would believe this string of information as it was told to me by whom it was told to me as a cold fact before I believed anything put on tv) either its simply undiscussed or unknown. Looks like its unknown. Has anyone heard differently? Husband, dating life, boyfriends?
Not that theres anything wrong with that, but it could be a national security risk in olden days, right?

[Jamastiene]

1. Could be

but then again the Bush agenda is hideous when it comes to sex. Maybe she's a sexless war hawk who can only get off by killing or sending others to do it. I mean that does happen. As far as the pathology goes, it has happened. Maybe. I don't think she is gay. I can't imagine, but then again there is always my worst case scenario of ending up with someone that cold. She seems cold to me. Maybe it's just my take on her.

[rooboy]

2. No, just frigid. n/t

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

49. Not according to Steve Earle...

Condi, Condi

Oh Condi Condi beggin’ on my knees
Open up your heart and let me in wontcha please
Got no money but everybody knows
I love you Condi and I’ll never let you go
Sweet and dandy pretty as can be
You be the flower and I’ll be the bumble bee
Oh she loves me oops she loves me not
People say you’re cold but I think you’re hot

Oh, Condi, Condi
Oh, Condi, Condi

Oh Condi, Condi I’m talkin’ to you girl
What’s it gonna hurt come on give me a whirl
Shake your body now let me see you go
One time for me Oh Condi I love you so
Skank for me Condi show me what you got
They say you’re too uptight I say you’re not
Dance around me spinnin’ like a top
Oh Condi Condi Condi don’t ever stop

Oh Condi Condi Can’t you hear me call
I’m standin’ in the street outside your garden wall
Pocketful of money belly full of wine
Condi in my heart and romance on my mind
Listen to me Condi don’t be afraid
I come here tonight to chase your blues away
I’ll never hurt you I’ll treat you right
Oh Condaleeza won’t you come out tonight

Pretty little Condi precious as can be
Bet you never had another lover like me

[chicagojoe]

3. Who cares? All I know is, she's a piece of shit.

[Jamastiene]

4. I love you, man

I'm still lol'ing on that one. You cut it precisely to the bone and just said it simply. That was the real version of priceless.

[skylarmae]

7. lolol

[TriMetFan]

5. If she is I don't want her on my team.

She makes me want to :puke:

[madrchsod]

6. i love saying this when condi is mentioned

she is one of the ugliest woman i have ever seen

[madrchsod]

8. oh yes, you must

have missed the picture posted this morning of her in her all black outfit with the knee high black high heeled fuck me boots...i think she had a whip but it must have been out of site...

[orleans]

17. it was

she hid it up bushs butt!

[elshiva]

9. That's her business until someone is hurt.

I don't want to know until there's some scandal about her buying out a lesbian prostitute reporter. (That could happen. I read that there are prostitutes that cater to lesbians.) Then it becomes the public business.
Right now, who cares if she's queer or straight. She is just an evil neocon crank. That's all that matters now.

[No Exit]

27. But someone IS being hurt!

Her fellow gays (assuming she were gay) are being hurt! Hurt by the policies of this rotten administration, of which she is an integral and influential part!

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

10. I personally don't care if she's a lesbian or heterosexual.

Bottom line the woman was/is totally unqualified to be the Secretary of State.

Remember her answer to the 9-11 Commission last year about the 8-6-2001 PDB: paraphasing here: "I believe it's title was Bin Laden Determined to Strike in the US".

And yet one month and 5 days later, the attack on the WTC and the Pentagon happened.

What the fuck did she need the flight numbers and seat assignments?

[tinanator]

12. Id put her mushroom cloud remark above anything else

as she sold the lives of helpless Iraqis with a few little lies.

[dArKeR]

11. Her and Bush are having sexual relations. On the order of Monica.

I can feel this one in my gut. I know it.

[orleans]

18. it's way more involved than monica business

in my opinion.
didn't he just fly out of the country the other day to hook up with her? and she was so happy to see him she put on her dominatrix booties.

[smirkymonkey]

51. Well, if it's true that she and the Chimp ARE having an affair,

that will prove she's a lesbian! :evilgrin:

[Mark E. Smith]

13. What Is The Most Popular Snack In The Oval Office These Days?

Gannon yogurt.

[chicagojoe]

14. EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!

[Mutley]

28. gross

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[No Exit]

29. ROFLMAO!! 2nd most popular: Minute Rice?

George can't eat complicated stuff like pretzels... he can only eat stuff that goes down easy!

[Mark E. Smith]

30. Jeff Gannon Heading To Iraq!

Karl Rove wants him to report back on what the Marines will be wearig this Spring.

[No Exit]

31. LOL!!! Jeff's reply: "Not much!"

[SammyWinstonJack]

46. LOL

Minute Rice! :evilgrin:

[dArKeR]

33. aWol is on a nature diet, eating Lice.

[Catherine Vincent]

15. I heard she had an affair with some football coach.

Before working for the White House. I don't think she's gay though.

[No Exit]

26. Really? What was her name? n/t

[caligirl]

16. Doesn't matter, since she left Stanford she isn't recognizable

anyway. She was always interviewed on all 5 tv stations here for her "expertise" in foreign affairs. She isn't the same person. Hell she isn't a person.

[leftofthedial]

19. no. she's a eunuch

[zulchzulu]

20. Nah, she gets her jollies from helping KILL brown people

She must have a lot of self-loathing in her wretched soul.

[blondeatlast]

22. No more entries, we have a winner.

People who lack sex drives find other ways to compensate, and I think ZZ found her method.

She's just hateful, period.

[tinanator]

23. what was actually said

that she was the coldest fish youve ever seen and nobody would touch her, shake hands that sort of thing.
funny how so many administration players are described by people who meet or share a room as "emanating evil" or lacking certain human social qualities.

[Padraig18]

21. I neither know nor do I give a flying fuck.

I fail to see how her sexuality is in any way whatsoever material or relevant.

:eyes:

[No Exit]

24. (With apologies to all) Well, I think she is.

Apologies to those, especially those who are gay, who wince when someone's gender preference is discussed publicly.

But really--would it be such a great shame if she were? Of course not!

BUT would it be a great shame if she were, and were hiding it b/c she a)felt that her own party members would shun her if they knew; b)had contempt for gay people including herself; c)both of the above? Yes!

But maybe she is so far into the repukelican mindset that shame is something she cannot experience.

Ennyhow, she makes MY "gaydar" go beep beep beep when I see her or hear of her. But, like everyone, I have only my own perspective with which to make the assessment.

Why am I bothering to discuss it? Because, dammit, even if it takes capitalizing on something as absurd as rightwingers' homo-hatred to damage this rotten administration, I'm for it.

[Mutley]

25. she did 'accidentally' call *

husband - a Freudian slip?

[marcologico]

35. you're kidding. when?? that's a riot! :)

[tjdee]

32. She's single so she's a lesbian?

Sounds to me like the mucky muck went "single, never dates...must be a lesbian!"

This was actually in USA Today a few days ago I think, about how there's a stigma shifting from "divorced" to "never married and over 40".

:eyes:

[madison2000]

48. Exactly my thoughts

this thread is crap

edit: this thread is full of offensive crap

[bermudat]

34. Nah. I think she's doing the nasty with bush.

[DemDogs]

36. This thread is beneath us

The rumor has been there for a while, but this is not like Mary Cheney who took a position to lobby the GLBT community. She hasn't, as far as I know, expressed any position on sexual orientation. In fact the only thing remotely related that she has done is refer to 43 has her husb--

This is the province of RW hate mongers.

[LizW]

37. Agreed

Thinking about Condi Rice's sexuality is not how I want to spend my time.

Ew.

[Ian David]

38. Until Condi goes out gay-bashing and "defending" marriage, I don't care

[Contrary1]

39. Doesn't matter to me

her gender, religion, race, or sexual practices she engages in.
She's a liar and co-conspirator with the Dim Son. And that
makes her extremely dangerous, which does matter to me.

[robbedvoter]

40. Irrelevant.

[tinanator]

41. I agree

so, apparently is lying before Congress about Saddam's terrorist threat. Which of course is the same deal as Colin Powell's liters of Anthrax and mobile army of biological weapons trailers. Which of course does beg the question, does anything matter? Is relevance irrelevant? Is this the era of Post modern post honesty post factual preemptive unaccountable pathological dishonesty?
Hey kinda makes you proud we've sunk so low.
I bet its the fault of those bull dykes Hillary and Janet Reno!

[Dinger]

42. She'd Have To Be Human First

[Catchawave]

43. What a funny topic, reminds me of the good ole days

when older, unmarried women were considered 'old maids', now they're suspected to be 'lesbians'?

Not that there's anything wrong with either :) Obviously her full-time job is screwing the country with her politics.

[tinanator]

45. this goes beyond suspicion

I wouldnt bother posting a suspicion. I really dont care either, but isnt it remarkable something like this could go unremarked upon in this climate?

[Mabel Dodge]

44. Ewwww Don't put that visual in my head!

I don't want to think about her being sexual with anybody.

Yuck, what a gross idea.

[skippythwndrdog]

47. Who cares? Why should it matter?

I would like to live to see the day where NOBODY CARES about that kind of stuff.

[loritooker]

50. Didn't Kissinger once say power was the ultimate aphrodesiac? nt

[Moderator]

52. Locking.

Baseless and inflammatory.