Can I get an Amen?!!!!!!!!!

[rpannier]

Repeat after me
I BELIEVE that president scrub cares about me. (Amen)
I BELIEVE that scrubbie feels the pain of the millions of people that have become unemployed under his watch. (Amen)
I BELIEVE that el scrub thought there were WMD's in Iraq and that he never lied. (Amen)
I BELIEVE that scrubbing bubble wants a strong dollar. (Amen)
I BELIEVE that the job scrubber wants to have a 50-50 partnership with the International Community. (Amen)
I BELIVE that scrubbo the smirk cares about preserving the environment (Amen)
I BELIEVE that the scrubbing smirk knows what he's doing. (Amen)

I also BELIEVE in the tooth fairy, that sponge bob is really a gay character designed to manipulate our children into wanting gay marriage, that the Constitution was written by the hand of God and that aliens have infested the highest levels of our government and are using their power to make people abstain from sex.

Pretty Bizarre. Well, if you truly believe in the first part and were seriously giving an Amen -- You're pretty bizarre too.

[Kolesar]

1. It's all true!

(shouted on cue from the gallery)

[ktowntennesseedem]

2. Even with my sarcasm on its highest setting,

I couldn't amen any of that! But I know far too many who would shout out an amen to all of the above, and then wonder why I'm looking at them so oddly.

[GOPBasher]

3. I believe that war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength

[ArkDem]

4. Incredibly clever post.