This is really funny. Or disturbing. Not sure which yet...
In the end, I decided to go see what the Republicans had going on. They already have their candidate, so what do these folks do on caucus night?
They were gathering at Valley High School and I figured I'd have the story to myself. That was good, but the downside is that Republicans tend to be a serious bunch, not much on irony.
I walk into the lobby of Valley, the place is packed, shoulder to shoulder, with about 700 people. I wasn't the only journalist. I ran into Gwang Chul Go from the Korean Economic Daily.
I looked around and the walls were covered with Bush-Cheney posters. There on the wall - hanging over all the Republicans - is this huge banner that says, "VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER."
A joke?
No. This is a high school and that was a message for the kids. So I found some of the irony I was hoping for.
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Then I ran into John Strong, an activist on veterans' affairs. I've seen him around town at various rallies dressed as Uncle Sam and carrying Saddam Hussein's head on a plate.
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I wanted to hear more, but it was showtime. The GOP caucus was about to start. I found a seat in the auditorium and got ready to hear the guest speaker - Mary Matalin. The guy next to me was wearing a cowboy hat and kept mumbling "Jesus, Lord Jesus" over and over.
If you read this article, you'll see how messed up Iowa Republicans are...
http://desmoinesregister.com/opinion/stories/c5917686/23303575.html