What would you do if Bush disappeared?

[genius]

Poll question: What would you do if Bush disappeared?

Last weekend Hugo Chavez missed a couple of scheduled appearances (one of which was a TV appearance that was pre-empted by an international volleyball game)and people freaked out with worry for their leader. The people of Venezuela surrounded the Presidential Palace and they wouldn't take anyone else's word that he was OK.

Now if Bush didn't show for a weekend, what would your reaction be?

[Jon_da_brockman]

1. Panic

2 words, President Cheney

[baldguy]

3. Bing

Go

[politicaholic]

4. I'm with you...

That would make that fat drunk fuck Hastert second in command.

:scared:

[jeff30997]

6. C'mon,disappear ! C'mon !

[Miami Liberal]

19. What do you mean?

Cheney's already running the country.

[holboz]

20. I second that n/t

[meppie-meppie not]

24. Yikes!!!

[wakeme2008]

2. No option for Get Down and Party

:evilgrin:

[hvn_nbr_2]

5. Hope the aliens that abducted him probe deep and hard? n/t

[dweller]

7. deputize a posse n/t

dp

[punpirate]

8. Would be wondering when...

... Cheney would show up for a press conference in a spiked Kaiser's helmet, riding breeches and boots, wearing a monocle and carrying a riding crop....

[Benhurst]

9. I would get my affairs in order, since I would know

The Rapture was at hand.

[AntiCoup2K4]

18. You really think Jesus would take that Idiot Chimp?

If and when the Rapture occurs, no members of the Bush family will be invited, that much you can be sure of.

[Benhurst]

21. Do we always have to use the

:sarcasm: smilie here on DU?

[drthais]

10. Do the HAPPY DANCE!!!! n/t

[unhappycamper]

11. Rejoice. n/t

[readmylips]

12. I would not be looking for him....

rot in hell you corrupt little bush.

[DemGirl7]

13. I'm not sure...

I mean, I would love to party because of a Bush disappearance,the only problem is now since after watching the new Star Wars movie,I might have to ponder...maybe Rove and Cheney are pulling a Palpatine trick on us, by having Bush kidnapped, to further the Right wing agenda...and for Bush to gain in the poll numbers since they are currently low...you have wonder about that stuff... :think: :tinfoilhat: :hide:

[Is It Fascism Yet]

14. dance naked in the streets and sing, Ding Dong The Shrub Is Gone! n/t

[LiberalPersona]

15. I'd worry

because if something happened to Bush, Cheney would take over and things would get worse (if that's even possible).

[MsTryska]

16. I'd be frightened to death.....

Cheney would be in command.


oh wait......

[Lowell]

17. I'd Worry

The only reason Bush would disappear is because he felt his sorry ass was in some sort of danger. As soon as the dust settled he would undoubtedly raise his ugly little head from the rubble and begin his bantam rooster strut all over again. Crowing about democracy on the march, onward christian soldiers or some other bullshit.

[LittleClarkie]

22. Check under the cape to make sure he was gone

then dance around it singing "Ding Dong Dubya's Dead"

[Bethany Rockafella]

23. I figure he'd be at that pig farm in Crawford,

milking horses or something.

[DearAbby]

25. Would'nt notice....this creep takes more vacations...goes for days without

comment...who would notice one weekend without seeing him...people would just think he is on another of his many vacations...clearing brush or something

:shrug:

make it 6 months, and I would be doing the DearAbby okie dokie dance.